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  1. Public Bookmark 9

    pony by

    Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

    01 Jul 2026

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    porn director au??? idfk i swear i rmember something .ike that,,, anyway if this isnt something that exists already im just making it up and also i dont know literally jack shit about this so i was bullshitting the whole time literlally

    anyway cis tord trasn tom yall know my usual order. this is kind of OOC??? idk i try to keep it kind of in charcter while also mkaing it work for the au

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    08 Jul 2026

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    This is a god damn restaurant what the hell are you doing by

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    08 Oct 2021

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    Matt gives Tord a lil bit of excitement in his life, totally excitement and not embarrassment.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    are you sick of me? (would you like to be?) by

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    08 Feb 2026

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    If there's one thing to know about Tord, it's that he really, really can't handle intimacy. It's like he's a bomb designed to explode upon contact with affection.

    And well, Edd knows this by now, obviously. He thinks it's cute how sensitive he is, how quickly overstimulated he gets by the smallest touch and some sweet words. It's not just emotional, either, he's incredibly physically sensitive to the point that it doesn't take much to get him overwhelmed.

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    04 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

    You're My Problem Now by

    Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

    06 Jun 2026

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    It was over.

    It was all over.

    The words kept crumbling and falling and crashing inside of Red Leader's mind. He could only make out vague images of the soldiers escorting him on either side. He could hear people speaking around him, to him, but it didn’t matter. Nothing mattered. His regime was over and now he was nothing. However, he knew exactly who to blame. He gritted his teeth. He'd never expected his homecoming to be like this.

    Red Leader's army has fallen. His officers have been scattered and he's been taken prisoner by Europe's savior: The Green Rebellion. Tord thinks he knows what kind of torture awaits, but it's worse than he ever could have imagined: it has a personal touch.

    PLEASE READ THE TAGS

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    04 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

    Officer Larsson. by

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    30 Mar 2026

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    After years of being stuck as a police technician, Tord was on the field. Assigned with his biggest task yet. Would he be able to catch a break and win himself a promotion?

    or, Tord's a cop, Matt's a criminal. It get's filthy.

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    04 Jul 2026