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    "I promise I will not tell anyone else about what happens in this room tonight." Tim swears, raising his hand like he's making a pledge, "Regardless of whether or not I choose to accept and/or enact your proposed plan."

    "Ok great!" Kon grinned wide and bright before something nervous caught in it. Barely a moment later he smoothed it out again, flipped to the second page of his presentation, and announced, "I think we should have a friends with benefits arrangement."

    Regardless of whether or not he'd previously agreed to hearing Kon's proposal out, he could not have possibly stopped the knee jerk, "Absolutely not." From leaving his mouth.

    "You promised!" Kon accused, pointing a finger at him, "You said you'd hear me out properly."

    ……………………….

    Or, Tim and Kon engage in the weirdest game of platonic gay chicken the world has ever seen.

    (There’s no cliff hangers at the ends of chapters, so you can easily read it as is even though it’s currently a WIP)

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    30 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    It was funny, in all honesty. The point of starting this band was so that he could act like himself for once. Unfortunately, he was the kind of person whose heart moved faster than his head did.

    A rock star and a pop star stumble through their new entanglement as recklessly as you’d expect.

    Sequel to 'fan behavior'.

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    05 Nov 2023

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    “Are you and Joe a couple?”

    “What?! No!”

    “So you’re just, like, fucking or something?”

    “No! This oaf couldn’t last a round with me even if he wanted to.”

    Not in front of the children, Shadow, Kojiro had been about to say, but the words die in his throat. Instead he turns to Kaoru slowly, fuming.

    “Excuse me? What’s that supposed to mean, cinnamon stick?”

    “It means you couldn’t handle me in bed,” Kaoru answers. He looks down his sharp slash of a nose at Kojiro, somehow, despite Kojiro’s height advantage.

    “Well, maybe you couldn’t handle me!” Kojiro snaps.

    “Doubtful,” Kaoru scoffs. He’s close now, close enough for Kojiro to see the angry line between his eyebrows, the irritated curl of his upper lip.

    “Prove it!” Kojiro yells, stepping closer.

    “Maybe I will.”

     

    And then they find out. That's it :)

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    15 Jul 2023

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    The slow press of lips, unworried. The kiss of teeth to his lower lip, enough to shock up his spine and leave his legs weak. Naruto presses a lingering kiss to the corner of his mouth.

    Sasuke belatedly realizes they haven’t been discovered.

    His brain kicks back into gear, one thought at a time. It’s slow going.

    Naruto’s hands are still holding him close. While he scrambles for purchase in anything like logic, he dips his head and presses his warm mouth to Sasuke’s throat. The kiss of teeth, enough to unmake him.

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    21 Feb 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    It's a vanilla fantasy, all things considered. Kakashi's read less tame desires in Icha Icha - and plenty of them. He's imagined himself in a few. Colour rises to his face and he bites his lip, unreasonably excited.

    [Plotless smut. That's it!]

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    15 Feb 2023