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    Underneath the table, you cross your legs and lean against the back of the chair, shrugging with crossed arms. "It didn't seem like you were in a rush." Your gaze hardens. "Now, I need to ask you something."

    Harlequin narrows his eyes at you as he takes a long sip of his iced coffee, forked green tongue flicking at you as he sets down the glass on the table with a clink!

    His attention is all on you now, emerald irises expanding so you can actually see his black slit pupils even at this distance.

    "And whatever could that be, my dear?"

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    Fanfic is heavily inspired by this wonderful fan art comic by Rattetytat!: https://www.tumblr.com/rattetytat/820777940229980160/doodle-comic-thingy?source=share

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    HARLSSS

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    "What were your ancestors? Did you evolve from a divergent line of some species of jellyfish? Cuz' your tentacles are smooth and don't have any suckers on them like octopuses or squid," you state, matter-of-fact, eyes now at his clothed midsection where you knew they hugged his body. Your gaze drifts to the stage, recollecting the story Jester told last night and you furrow your brows. "And this is really annoying me; is it poison or venom? 'Cuz those two are not the same thing. Venom needs to be actively delivered into the victim's body while poison is a passively-delivered toxin."

    The three circus performers froze the second you asked your first question, staring at you in tense silence.

    No verbal answer came, but all of their body language practically radiated discomfort.

    Fuck.

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    absolutely love the MC in this one. need more MCs like them and i def relate to 'em.

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    You knew they were not entirely humans, but you never pried further out of respect of their boundaries.
    Tonight, after Jester dropped him at your place after yet again another fight with Pierrot, Harlequin removes his hat, showing you what lies underneath.

    You waste no time, rewarding him with a sane dose of appreciation for trusting you with his hidden features.

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  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Jester is in dire need of a vacation... or a good massage, like a certain green someone is trying to offer by taking you to the ringleader's tent.

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  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Another small silly sexy selection of smutty shorts.
    MC is named Angel and uses she/her pronouns.

    Ch. 1: Jester
    Ch. 2: Doctor
    Ch. 3: Harlequin
    Ch. 4: Ticket Taker

    ~No beta we're being viciously devoured like Columbina~

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