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  1. Rec *

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    shane and ilya meet on facebook marketplace. things ensue.

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    31 May 2026

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    Bood one step in the right direction ig
    Barrett i can’t believe YOU are entertaining this
    Bood wtf i’m not his babysitter
    Bood he can get his restraining order all by himself he doesn’t need me

    or: ilya crosses path with a beautiful stranger in a bar and makes it everyone's problem to find him

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    26 May 2026

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya’s life as dads to three kids: Nikolai (Niko), Maxim (Max), and Mila. This will be a series of oneshots exploring different moments in their parenting journey. All fics can be read as a standalone!

    p.s. title is in reference to the song Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young 🩵

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    25 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    Teddy and Billy break up, then remember all the reasons they got together in the first place.

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    05 Mar 2021

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    “Theo Altman,” Emma said smugly.

    Billy stared at the pictures in his hands. He tried to speak, couldn’t, then moistened his suddenly dry lips with the tip of his tongue. “… he’s the jeans guy.”

    “Calvin’s current campaign model, yes. I had lunch with his agent last week.” Emma studied her nails critically, as though Billy wasn’t gaping at her and Tommy snickering from his place on the couch.

    “Altman wants to make the jump into film, you need a date to get rid of the ‘fake gay’ buzz. You take him to some parties, introduce him around to the people he needs to know, and make sure the paparazzi manage a few flattering shots of you staring dreamily into each other’s eyes. Then you have a sad breakup, we announce that you’d like the press to respect your privacy, and everything goes back to normal.” She waved airily. “Dead simple, even you could pull it off.”

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    27 Feb 2021