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  1. Rec 76

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    "To destroy a corrupt system, we must first destroy its gods, starting with this one."

    In which Megatron makes a mistake by sparing Rodimus, the Prime of the Sun.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Starscream hated the weather phenomena native to Earth. How couldn’t he? It was more surprising that anyone else tolerated it at all.

    It was fickle, annoying, and infuriating. It cared not for anything in its wake, and sometimes, it seemed like it existed merely to make his life more difficult. . .

    . . .What was it that he was talking about, again?

    — ——— ⟣≺★≻⟢ ——— —

    Or, five (give or take) days in the life of Starscream aboard the Ark, as told through conveniently diverse, totally-not-symbolic-at-all weather. Umbrellas sold separately.

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    29 May 2026

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    “You don’t get it,” Rumble says. “I’m telling you, that’s not what it’s about. It’s like—the whole war—it’s not even just about fighting Autobots.”

    “Well then what’s it about?” Frenzy asks.

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    18 May 2026

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    Or, When Primus Put Your Hand in Mine, There Weren't Supposed to Be Handcuffs.

    Starscream's on a short road to prison when he meets his sparkmate. Things can only get better from there.

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    14 May 2026

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    Jazz once started a rumor that Sunstreaker is so vain, cold-sparked, and self-involved that he turned on Megatron himself simply to gain access to the Autobot’s superior washracks.

    That rumor spread as designed, like a wildfire through the Autobot ranks, to protect Sunstreaker and his twin, veiling their true origin from the Autobot rank and file in misdirection and need-to-know secrecy.

    The truth is, the cascade of events leading to Sunstreaker’s betrayal of his deep connection to Megatron all started when Decepticon Sideswipe realized something: being an Autobot prisoner made for a fun and relaxing vacation opportunity.

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    11 May 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 71

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    Slams glass on the counter. Vortex is on the lost light au because [tv static]. Anyway Ratchet hates that guy

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    06 May 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 94

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    Vortex and First Aid have some fun and ruin some washracks.

    Inspired by this perfect tweet: pet play but the pet is pretending to be an illegally kept alligator living in a bathtub

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    06 May 2026

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    “He’s not gonna figure anything out because there’s not a single circuit firing in that pretty little head of his.”

    Soulmate mark AU in which Swindle takes advantage of their common sparkmate marks to make a mark of Blurr, but then it goes too well.

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    03 May 2026

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    Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.

    “If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”

    “A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”

    Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.

    “Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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    or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Over the years the Avengers have made a few attempts to recruit Spider-Man to their ranks only to receive a resounding no each time. With Public intrigue growing again it's time for their next try, the only problem with that, Spider-Man is resolutely ignoring their calls. So they call in an outside man to get Spider-Man into a meeting room.
    And while most their hopes get dashed the moment the X-Men send them Deadpool for help, Tony has a simply solution.
    See as a personal project for himself he hired a photographer, specifically Spider-Man's old photographer Peter Parker. Who just so happens to be in the room when Deadpool shows up.
    With Peter's old relationship with Spider-Man and Deadpool's tracking(stalking) skills they'd make a great Spider-Wrangling team.

    [Or: Peter and Wade are hired to bring in Spider-Man, which works out about as well as you think it will for Peter.]

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    08 Oct 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 24

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    Whenever Deadpool comes back from the dead, New York is a little too obsessed with him for a couple of days. Peter’s not a fan.
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    Peter paused in the middle of the student union to gape at the streaming footage of Sandman running headlong into a building. It was hard to make heads or tails of the location between the debris floating around and the fact that the cameraman kept panning after Deadpool.
    “He’s so dreamy,” Gwen sighed, and Peter’s brow furrowed.
    “Deadpool?”
    “Yeah,” Gwen said.
    Peter swallowed hard and started backing towards the main door. “I’ve gotta go.”

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    30 Sep 2025

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    It should hurt, in fact it does, but it's also Wade's hands on him and grabbing him and holding him down and his brain just isn't working right, okay? That must be it – he's blood-dizzy and zoned out on adrenaline, and at the first pass of needle through skin he makes a noise – thick, needy, drawn out. Fingers gripping at the couch cushions until the fabric tears beneath them.

    “Hnn… hah.”

    “Sorry, Pete, I–” Cutting himself off mid-apology, Wade suddenly looks up at him, and Peter can tell he's making a face even with the mask on. There's a pause. For a second it feels like Wade is staring a hole straight into his stupid, slow brain. Peter's breath comes out hot, heavy, shaky. Then, slowly, with realization: “That wasn't from pain.”

    Shaking his head weakly, Peter presses his free hand over his eyes and squeezes at his temples, humiliated. “Sorry,” he mumbles, “I can do it myself if you want.”

    AKA

    At-home stitches gone sexual SOMEHOW, Peter's a freak and so is Wade (but we all knew that), and once again tagging a fic has made me self-reflect.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    "God, she is going to hate that tutor."

    "I'm sure she will come around—"

    "Hate. Absolutely hate him."

    "Maybe he'll—"

    "She will despise him."

    "Ah."

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    Peter Parker tutors Deadpool’s daughter and doesn’t regret it at all

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    28 Sep 2025

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    “Kim,” you say, and he blinks at you in the middle of putting out his hand. “There’s something fucked up going on.”

    “You must be from the 41st. I’m Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi—though you seem to know that already.” He seems tense, for some reason—and his hand is still out. “I’m afraid I wasn’t told who you are.”

    “It’s me, Harry! Kim, don’t you remember me? Fuck, there’s something really wrong happening.”

    “If you’re referring to the dead body that has been hanging from a tree for seven days—then yes, I agree. It is pretty wrong.” Kim is looking at you with his mouth slightly pursed. There’s no recognition in his eyes—he looks at you like you’re a stranger.

    “This can’t be happening." Kim clears his throat.

    “You are clearly going through… something. But I would appreciate it if we could focus on the case for the moment.”

    “Oh my god,” you say. “We did it already, Kim, but for some reason I’m the only one who remembers! This is some—some cosmic joke from the universe, I’ll tell you that.”

    “Okay,” Kim says, slowly. “I’m going to give you a moment while I talk to the manager. You’re going to sit down and sort out whatever it is you’re doing. And then we’re going to take down that corpse.”

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    30 Jun 2025

  16. Rec *

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    You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.

    You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.

    You wake up...

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    29 Jun 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 68

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    06 Jun 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 37

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    Vortex has gotten really good at getting secrets out of mechs. He's been doing it for a long time. It's a calling, really, opening a mech up and getting that core of truth out of them even when they'll say just about anything to make it stop. You really gotta dig deep, sometimes all the way down to their primary motivators.

    Everyone's always told First Aid that he has a firm hand and a good berthside manner. He doesn't expect to have to apply it so literally.

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    05 Jun 2025

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    “Heh, you listenin’ to this Soundwave? I made this hit for you. Hope you glitch out and die! Now playing: Off-Brand Blue Box with No Face AND No Style.”

     


    Soundwave puts his head in his hands.
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    or; Blaster has been an unrelenting glitch in Soundwave's system ever since the war began. With Cybertron settling into a new era of peace, Soundwave thinks it's only fair to get back at the obnoxious red boombox by playing tunes on equal footing; namely, by becoming a co-host to the one and only radio station this side of Cybertron: New Iacon Live.

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    01 Jun 2025

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    “Blaster: Communications Specialist.”

    “Yessir.”

    “Query: explain current position?”

    “What, you think a sound system can’t run out, guns blazing?”

    Blaster has never seen Soundwave’s face, but he’s pretty sure the mech is deadpanning at him.
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    or; what's better than being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet? Being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet alongside a bot who Blaster swears by Primus' sacred aft is an off-brand version of himself.

    (Soundwave disagrees, but that's besides the point.)

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    29 May 2025

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