19 Works by rat_posting
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If it hurt, it would be a memory— a warning. Don’t ask for what you cannot take, and take what you would ask for.
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miami dream haze by phantomofthehoepera, rat_posting
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
25 Nov 2025
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The year is 2009 and through an unfortunate turn of events, Will Turner finds himself in Miami, FL reconnecting with a long-lost friend from his childhood in London who finds him a strange new roommate and a hectic place to work. With tables to wait, a killer on the loose, and a complicated lesbian situationship to deal with, will our sweet butch adapt to his new life or perish in the Sunshine State?
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- Part 2 of miamiverse
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Elizabeth purchases James's debts from a Tortuga tavern, so he's left with no choice but to join her crew.
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What can his Pearl give him that she cannot? Is it not enough to keep his place at her side on the Empress? Does the Black Pearl sail on a different sea, under a different sky? You have a ship, she wants to say, you have me.
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Will distracts his wife from her work. Elizabeth doesn't mind.
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Jack wants to spit, to sink her teeth in and draw blood, but she knows that’s precisely the sort of reaction that Barbossa is seeking, so she bitterly remains as chaste as one might be, in a situation such as hers.
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Visiting Hours by rat_posting
Fandoms: Ash vs Evil Dead (TV), Evil Dead (Movies 1981-2023), Evil Dead - All Media Types
07 Mar 2025
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“What happened?”
“You’ve read the papers, haven’t you?”
“Yeah, but…”
“Ash did this, haven’t you heard? Ashy Slashy and his chainsaw. That’s what they’re saying.”
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On three different occasions, Chet Kaminski visits Cheryl Williams at the Kenward County Asylum. -
Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I by rat_posting
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
22 Jan 2025
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The Ferryman of Death tests the limits of the supernatural powers afforded to him by his terrible curse. On the other side of the green flash, Captain Swann and her young son recover from a misstep that has cost them their livelihood.
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“Are you going to watch the entire time?” asks Jack.
“I am here to mediate, after all,” Elizabeth replies, “That is, if that’s alright with Will?”
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When the train stopped in San Luis Obispo, Dixie put in a telegram to Socrates Poole.
I will be arriving sooner than expected, ahead of Brisco.
If I were you, I would not hold my breath waiting for him.
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Dixie travels home, and makes peace with how things have changed. -
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Elizabeth Swann falls in slow motion.
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Brisco and Bowler ride through the desert in the winter.
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Jack reunites with Elizabeth on the same day that he learns Captain Teague has died of a sudden illness.
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POV: You're in the car with your parents and your life will never be the same.
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miamiverse soft launch <3Series
- Part 1 of miamiverse
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“I saw your portrait in town yesterday. You and I, together among the wanted signs."
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Jack gives Elizabeth a gender-affirming haircut, and Elizabeth gets rid of Jack's dreads. -
Well, you can do it without me by rat_posting
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
14 May 2024
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Jack should count his blessings, but gratitude has a bitter taste. (Sequel to Recompense)
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Get yourself killed, for all I care by rat_posting
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
12 Mar 2024
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If I had a shilling for every time that Jack died on Teague's watch, I'd have three shillings. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice...
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They were playing cards– a bluffing game, their favorite– and they had got to chatting. The mood was light and open, and Elizabeth, feeling more relaxed than usual with a pint and a half of ale in her stomach, had asked what she thought was an innocent question.
“Jack, what is it like to… lie with a woman?”
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Two pirates reunite to settle an old score.