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Rick promised to teach Morty how to get laid. Well he didn't lie.
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- Part 1 of The Art of Seduction
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19 Jun 2026
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Beth starts noticing things about her father and her son.
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An alien fortuneteller puts a curse on Morty. If he doesn’t tell the person he loves how he feels, then he’ll die a slow and painful death. But here’s the problem— He loves his own grandfather.
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19 Jun 2026
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Morty is depressed and starts cutting himself. Rick finds out.
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18 Jun 2026
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Morty takes an alien hallucinogen, and Rick is his dedicated trip-sitter, all ready to guide him through the high. It starts out innocently enough, but things take a turn when Morty's secret desires begin to get the better of him.
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"Fine." Morty wished he could look threatening right now, but he kept having to spit thick globs into the cup. "How long does it take to kick in?"
"You'll feel it any second now. It absorbs through the mucous membranes. Time to relax, Morty."
Rick's tone turned gentle just as Morty began to feel strange. The sound of his grandfather's voice began to stretch out. Morty thought of play-doh squishing through the spaghetti maker, brightly colored and soft.
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18 Jun 2026