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    “Is this the mellow thing I should try?” she wants to know. “Spilling my guts?”

    “Wouldn’t be a bad start. If that doesn’t work, I’ve got herbal tea and, y’know, porn.”

    “I—” A slight line appears between her eyebrows as she tilts her head at him, confused and curious. “What good would that do?”

    “Fuck if I know, Cunningham, I don’t drink tea, it’s my uncle’s.”

    “You know that’s not what I meant.”

    “Oh, right.” He grins, shrugs one shoulder as he turns onto the backroads. “Well, y’know. Getting your rocks off sure wouldn’t hurt.”

    (Eddie shows Chrissy what she’s been missing.)

    (title from “scotty doesn’t know,” by lustra)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    There were–– way too many goddamn layers of this onion to peel apart right now, but Eddie did his best regardless. In his mind, he envisioned a numerical list:
    1.) Jason Carver was a dirty rotten cheater (Eddie always knew he hated that guy for reasons other than being an absolute tool).
    2.) Jason Carver was a master manipulator if he’d managed to convince Chrissy that his cheating was her fault.
    3.) Chrissy Cunningham was currently asking Eddie to pop her cherry.
    4.) Chrissy Cunningham wanted to have sex with Eddie Munson.
    5.) Chrissy thought girls didn’t get horny for some reason?
    6.) Chrissy
    fucking Cunningham wanted Eddie to fuck her.

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    Chrissy seeks Eddie out in the woods, but it's not for drugs.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Are you alright, Prince?” Dunk asks softly, noting how tense he holds himself.

    “What do you think?” He asks, but it lacks the bite Dunk thinks its supposed to have, “I'm wounded and in pain, and some half-breed mutt has sent me into a spontaneous heat in front of this entire backwater town.”

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    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 96

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    As long as he can remember, Colin's had an insatiable sense of wanderlust. He's always had a calling to go out and look for something, even when he was a little boy and sneaking off and getting lost in the forest stretching out across the grounds of his family's country estate. There was something out there waiting for him, something that he's meant to be searching for, something that will give him that sense of purpose and fulfillment that he's been missing all his life. And this job scouting minimally explored planets allows him to do just that. The only problem, however, is that he has absolutely no sense at all of what that "something" is that he's meant to be looking for.

    Or, the fic no one asked me for where Alien Pen needs Astronaut Colin to help her repopulate her dying planet, and maybe, despite all the obstacles in their way, they just might be destined for each other too.

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    13 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Harry has wanted a family of his own, and children to love, for as long as he can remember. When his 39th birthday approaches, he decides that enough is enough. He visits a genetic match matcher who tells him that his best chance of conceiving is with Draco Malfoy.

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    12 Jun 2026