20 Bookmarks by randomalienz
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And I See You Only by Shineyybean for ollicrillix
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
10 Jul 2026
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“Teach me how you like it, Dr. Grace." Simon's breath on his neck was warm and wet and intoxicating. His vision blackened.
He'd never felt like this before.
The next words from Simon's mouth nearly caused him to choke on the saliva pooling in his mouth.
"I’d love to learn a thing or two from you.”Simon is Ryland Grace's demisexual awakening. They're being real freaky about it, too.
Based on and inspired by this gorgeous art by ollicrillix.
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12 Jul 2026
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Surviving in the wilderness really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
After being gone for a year, John Dory returns to the Troll Tree to find it completely empty. Save for one troll: His baby brother, Branch. Thinking the trolls and the rest of his family dead, he sets off once again to the Neverglade Trail, this time, with his baby brother in tow. Fueled by fear, guilt, and voices from the past he just can't seem to escape, he wonders if he made the right decision.
But he promised his brother he would never leave him again. So he wouldn't.
Besides, he was never known for his great decisions anyways.
(Based on the song "Great Decisions" by Judah & the Lion)
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Or... I needed to write more John Dory and Branch ANGST, so here's my rewrite of canon, where John Dory goes back and raises Branch out in the wilderness, and other subsequent shenanigans. Let's see how this goes, shall we?
Chpt 1-27: The Wilderness
Chpt 28-55: Pop Village
Chpt 56-75: Trolls
Chpt 76-85: The JD Depression Arc (Trolls Epilogue)
Chpt 86-102: TWT
Chpt 103-113: The JD Band-Aid Arc (TWT Epilogue)
Chpt 114-?: TBT
Chpt ?: The Final Arc
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07 Jul 2026
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And They Were Streamers by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2025
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(Human) Twitch Streamer AU, as shared on Tumblr! (ATWS / #ineffable streamers)
Aziraphale and Crowley are two polar opposite Twitch streamers who are exceedingly popular in their own ways. Besides their moderators, no one watching would ever guess that they live together. Nor that their feelings run a whole lot deeper than friendship.
(Abandoned, but includes all the draft notes for how the story ends)
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06 Jul 2026
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Akashic Records by PeniG
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2020
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It starts in Eden and ends the spring after the Notocalypse. Friendship! Romance! They get to have fun! And then they get chewed up physically and emotionally, I don't make the rules, that's just life! Job satisfaction porn! No smut! Abusive work environments! Weaponized customer service!The Guardian Angel of Queers, and Soho, and Crowley! Perfect for downloading and reading when you have the flu! Author writes well but cannot write dust jacket copy to save her life!
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28 Jun 2026
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edgar's touch-starved. good thing monty likes giving hugs.
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13 Mar 2026
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prescription notes (or that one time dennis supposedly forgot his notepad) by S3LUNITE for lovesrequiem
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
13 Apr 2026
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robby lends whitaker his jacket during a particularly hard shift in the ER. when he gets it back the next day, he finds whitaker's notepad still tucked in the pocket, filled with absent-minded doodles and half-finished to-do lists.
instead of returning it right away, robby adds a small note of his own.
official playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5QLBUnWkeIHgYPFg81bbUy?si=c3c6c51743554c78
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- 25/?
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28 Feb 2026
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monty has a meltdown. roland finds out what autism is, and tries to do his best to support his friends
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26 Feb 2026
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the architects of the crimson rivers (i asked god for a saviour and he said look at your hands) by ac1dd_s
Fandoms: Broadchurch, Masters of Sex (TV 2013)
16 Feb 2026
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It starts with a case.
It always does.
Two young men found dead in the sea, their bodies ran ashore by the waves. Alec Hardy has to quite literally stop himself from panicking as he sees their bodies, the combinations of the water and the sand under the cliffs, of the two most devastating cases of his life, makes it quite hard to breath as he analyses them.
The city, of course, is in shambles.
OR: a story of homophobia in a small town, full of love and fights, hurting each other and tending to your own wounds.
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- Part 4 of illogical husbands - fresh meetings
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22 Feb 2026
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The Show Must Go On by AppalachianApologies
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
22 Feb 2026
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The Audience watches with rapt attention, the stage lights flick on, and the next two performers enter the Cabaret. Over and over the Audience watches with rapt attention, the stage lights flick on, and the next two performers enter the Cabaret.
The only thing that breaks the monotony of the stage is the fate of Wilhelm's previous body. Shot, stabbed, mutilated, beaten, and impaled.
If the Host was allowed to care, they think they probably would.
Companion Piece to And On, And On
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- Part 1 of Die Bühne
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22 Feb 2026
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I can and I will by illogically_ineffable (Hadlathneth)
Fandoms: Broadchurch, Masters of Sex
26 Oct 2025
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It's the middle of the night when Bill shows up at Hardy's door unannounced and covered in his own blood. Feelings ensue.
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21 Feb 2026
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It’s a funny story, actually, how Stone ended up working for Robotnik for as long as he has. Most of his predecessors didn’t piece together the whole ‘vampire’ thing until they were on the business end of the Doctor’s fangs, but Robotnik didn’t keep asking for them because he wanted an easy meal. He just needed someone to invite him into buildings, and he kept getting sick of the other ones.
Stone loves his job. He really does.
(Kinktober, day 31: free day)
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02 Feb 2026
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Halbtraum by cleveradjacent
Fandoms: Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
04 Jan 2026
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"Ah, everyone's a critic. Do I ever tell you how to do your job?" The Host extends his leg; his heel drags across the wood with a tortured squeal. He could rest his sole on Wilhelm's cheek if he wanted. "So stay out of mine."
A strand, dislodged by its own weight, starts creeping down Wilhelm's forehead.
"Says the one that gets to sleep."All manner of people pass through the stage to have their lives torn and mended. In the meantime, the Host fashions himself some company.
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18 Jan 2026
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I Sleep, But My Heart Waketh by Ace_of_Clubs_21
Fandoms: We Love Poetry - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
14 Jan 2026
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Haunted by nightmares and desires he cannot name, Lord Percy Cunningsworth turns suffering into poetry. Between loss, seductive poets, and a concerningly attractive butler, he may finally learn what love truly means.
An exploration of Percy Cunningsworth's life.
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- Part 1 of My Beloved is Mine, and I am His
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18 Jan 2026
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your story and mine are intertwined by thepearlinsidetheclamanda
Fandoms: Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
15 Jan 2026
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Mark leaves Clarissa, and Amanda is there to comfort her.
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16 Jan 2026
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Read My Mind? by scream_whispers
Fandoms: Toby's Secret Pocket - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, British Comedy RPF
24 Mar 2025
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So Detective Clancy's fucked Doohickey's wife. That was totally fine. That was definitely something Doohickey was mad about for all the right reasons.
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The events of Toby's Secret Pocket from Doohickey's perspective.Bookmarked by randomalienz
11 Jan 2026
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Playing With a Loaded Gun by moulinruno
Fandoms: Toby's Secret Pocket - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
02 Jun 2026
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“When I signed up for this line of work, I knew what I was getting into,” Doohickey started. “Potential danger is the last reason I would refuse an assignment. I get your concern, but you have to trust me.” He searched Clancy’s eyes, making sure he understood. “I can handle this.”
Clancy relented with a sigh and a slight smirk. “Should’ve figured as much. Well, that just means you’re stuck with me the next few weeks.”
Doohickey turned to head toward his own desk. He retorted over his shoulder, “If this lasts as long as a few weeks, I’m filing a complaint.”
As Doohickey walked off, Clancy called after him with a smug grin evident in his voice, “Hey, it’s what you signed up for!”
Or: Five men go missing without a trace; Doohickey and Clancy go undercover to find out what happened to them.
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10 Jan 2026
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Anthony Crowley doesn’t know many things. He knows he hates his job, he knows he hates consultants and pretentious professors trying to be heroes, he knows something’s wrong in the small town of Willow River: two sisters do not disappear on the same day, five years apart, just by chance. He knows whatever is going on here is not a coincidence.
Doctor Aziraphale Fell, consultant and pretentious professor, is just the last one of the many punishments the Universe has sent Crowley’s way, with his ever-changing eyes and infuriating wit. Reluctantly, he knows he has to accept Aziraphale’s help to bring the sisters home - and maybe, just maybe, something about Aziraphale is too magnetic for Crowley to ignore. Maybe, just maybe, he finds himself not willing to ignore it.or: a five-year-long mystery looms over a small town in Oregon. A consultant and a Special Agent are not meant to fall in love in the middle of it, but they are not very good at following orders.
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01 Dec 2025
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Dust Sleeves and Mother of Pearl by eklmrlos, GolMol
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2025
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the superbly talented @eklmrlos and i have collaborated again to bring you some raunchy ineffables.
Two fools who are deeply in love and yet somehow still feel like they don't deserve it.
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01 Dec 2025
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wanna be with you everywhere by aglaophonos, moonyinpisces, p_lumbum
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Nov 2025
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“…So.” Crowley glances fleetingly at Aziraphale, then double-takes at his imploring expression in alarm. “Sorry, what—what was the question? Again?”
“A couple,” says Aziraphale. “We’re a couple. You know that, I know that, you said your whole ‘the group of the two of us’ bit. And even God…” He trails off uncomfortably. No use getting into all of that now, months after the whole Second-Not-Coming nonsense. He asks, “But are we a… ‘Valentine’s Day’ sort of couple?”
“I don’t even know what that means,” Crowley protests desperately.
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It’s their first Valentine's Day as that sort of couple, and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to do as humans do. Five times London finds a way to ruin their perfect night, and the one time a perfect night finds them.
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24 Nov 2025
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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22 Nov 2025