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    It’s obvious to everyone but Deadpool that Spider-Man is in love with him.

    (Basically: 5 times Someone Else realized Spider-Man was down bad for Deadpool, and one time Wade learned it for himself.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Deadpool's amazing plan on seducing Spider-Man aka his partner in crime law? aka roof buddy aka baby boy aka future husband

     

    1) Buy food    he's like a stray cat who eats everything and then skedaddles

     

    2) Ass worship      side-eyes are probably a bad sign?

     

    3) Gift a knife   Deadpool plushie   phone   blender     fucking hell

     

    4) Kidnap until he gets Stockholm syndrome  don't do that

     

    5) Destroy Stop his biggest hater aka John Jonah Jameson aka old white man with an opinion aka cowboy mustache aka the real menace

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”

    “It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’

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    Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Five times people thought Wade and Peter were a couple which, seriously, where did they get that from? They are not a couple, stop asking. They are just friends now, and did plenty of friend stuff. Like kissing.

    And one time people were right.

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    15 Jun 2026