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How to Inadvertently Make Hermione Granger Get Down on Her Knees by TheDae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2023
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Several times, in fact. As if one time wasn't bad enough. The worst thing was that she couldn't even blame him, the pompous git.
Or: the five times Hermione accidentally kneels in front of Draco Malfoy, and the one time she does it on purpose.
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- Part 3 of Fucking Up for Beginners
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22 Jun 2026
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“I know you, Malfoy, you don’t do things just out of the kindness of your heart. There is always a reason. Why are we here? What’s in it for you?”
“You don’t know me anymore, Granger. The boy that you went to school with is gone. The man that I am now is a stranger to you."
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When a new Death Eater plot is uncovered six years after the war and Voldemort's defeat, Hermione's life is thrown into a tail spin as she, Ginny, Neville, and Luna are forced to relocate to a safe house in Italy while Harry, Ron, and Kingsley stay in London to work the case.
But the four refugees will not be hiding out alone. Joining them are Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, and Blaise Zabini, who have been working as spies for the Ministry, and whom Hermione has not seen in six years.
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Bookmarked by ramosmaio
14 Jun 2026
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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- 61,559
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- 16/16
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01 Jun 2026
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Actually, Cormac, you're obsessed with me by malfoyesque for RaveRocky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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Cormac gets what he always wanted.
A very ill-advised companion oneshot to Immaculate Misconception
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- Part 2 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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30 May 2026
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After the war, every adult wizard associated with Voldemort was sentenced to death. Their children were shown mercy—in the form of life sentences in Azkaban.
Hermione Granger has spent the past decade honing her skills—she has several masteries under her belt and a successful customs business inventing new and powerful magics. She has a happy and loving group of friends and all the books she could ever want, tucked up in her perfect little cottage in Kent. Surely there’s nothing she’s missing then, is there?
Draco Malfoy has spent the last ten years in Azkaban. He’s broken beyond recognition. So when he’s dragged out into the Ministry after a decade in the dark, he can only assume it’s to end his suffering.
Instead he looks up into the eyes of a grown, indomitable Hermione Granger. Will she help put the pieces of who he once was back together? Will they be able to stop the Ministry’s slow descent into fascism? Will he ever learn how to use the terrifying Micro Wave?
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Bookmarked by ramosmaio
17 May 2026