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Of two things he was certain: One, Hermione Granger-Krum had everything. Two, none of it made a difference.
Draco Malfoy is assigned as Hermione's bodyguard and has a really hard time not falling in love with someone else's wife.
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Act Like You Mean It by rafo13
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
24 Jan 2026
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an AU where Regina George becomes a prestige actress, Rodrick Heffley takes a break from touring, and public relations has to get involved.
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get in loser by rafo13
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
19 Jan 2026
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Regina George meets the only boy dumb enough to talk back to her.
It’s not a love story. It’s barely even a story. It’s just what happens when the Queen Bee looks at the class clown and doesn’t look away fast enough.
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Hermione Granger’s job: write the truth.
Draco Malfoy’s job: make sure her truth doesn’t get the Prophet sued.If only they could agree on what counts as a “lawsuit,” a “lead,” or a “date.”
Add one political investigation, several sexual innuendos, and a spectacularly poor sense of self-preservation and you’ve got front-page disaster with a byline.
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the world’s most dangerous peasant top.
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Hermione Granger is not supposed to be sharing a bed with Draco Malfoy, and Draco Malfoy is certainly not supposed to be cutting doors into Hogwarts walls. The truth of the matter is, that in eighth year: insomnia rules. They only need each other to get to sleep but when one sleepless night becomes an arrangement neither of them can explain, how long can it possibly last?
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17 May 2026
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Her shadow moved in the small crack of light below the wardrobe’s doorframe, and he followed it with his gaze. He didn’t have to see her to feel her in his blood, hearing her was enough.
He relished these moments.
Once she was asleep she didn’t make much noise.--------------------------------------
Baby, I can never tell
How do you sleep so well?
Don't you want to wake up?I think I'll take my whiskey neat
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04 May 2026
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Sick of hearing Hermione’s pining without doing anything about it, Ginny charms a bit of mistletoe to freeze Hermione until she kisses the longtime object of her affections—only the spell goes a little wonky.
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26 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.
After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.
Or does he?
The Devil Works Hard
or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love
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08 Feb 2026
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Lily Evans is about to make the biggest mistake of her life. Good thing James Potter is there to stop her.
Jily Week 2025: Day Two
26th of August - Green-Eyed Monster
Jealousy. It happens to the best of us, and the future Potters are no strangers to that dormant beast.- Language:
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03 Feb 2026