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    “I can’t sleep.”

    Alastor’s eyes stayed at the book he was reading, when he asked, “Do you want me to fuck you?”

    Vincent blinked slowly, thinking he had misheard, “What?”

    Alastor shrugged, “I heard that orgasm is the best way to cure insomnia.”

    He turned to Vincent, one of his eyebrows up, his voice bored, “So, you want me to fuck you or not?”

    And there was no way Vincent could say anything else than yes.

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Oh my God, look who finally decided to pick up! I didn't know you were so busy,” Vincent drawled in a mocking tone as he continued, “You better have a good fucking excuse or you'll see what I'll do to you the next time I see you.”

    And when there was no response, only silence, Vincent felt himself losing it.

    “So you're gonna keep silent like some idiot?”

    Again, no response.

    He snorted, “Fine, suit yourself, then! It's not like you ever were anything other than an idiot, after all. Why am I even putting up with you is a fucking mystery in itself. I can't wait to find someone way smarter to replace you. I’ll do it in a fucking jiffy, I promise you this.”

    More silence.

    Vincent started thinking that maybe, just maybe something was wrong.

    But before he could even slightly furrow his brows in concern, he heard a way too calm voice that in no way belonged to his assistant;

    “What did you just say to me?”
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    Or: Alastor pays Vincent visit at work after a small misunderstanding.

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    “But first,” Alastor interjected, once again looking only at Vincent. “I need you to undress.”

    Vincent blinked once, twice. “What? Why?”

    Alastor explained as he was lazily drawing red lines down their victim’s neck, “Let’s say I have a certain… idea I want to try out.”

    He sent Vincent a look he had reserved only for that one, rather foolish man, and added, “I believe you’ll enjoy this one a lot, dear.”

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Vox shouldn't have listened to his intrusive thoughst. One bullet and he's lost his partner. Figuring out his life with Valentino dead, covering up the fact he was behind it, and also whatever the fuck Alastor is up to turns out to be very complicated.

    Alternatively, this is a fic about radiostatic being very evil together.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.

    YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;

    FUCK

    OR

    DIE

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    Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.

    Right?

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    27 May 2026