3 Works by qbert

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    Carmy’s first instinct upon seeing that the review came out is not to call back Cicero or The Computer, or even to actually read the review. It’s to call Syd.

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    So now two socially awkward weirdos whose working relationship is feeling off in a way that neither of them seems to know how to fix are expected to dress up and mingle amongst their peers at a beautiful rooftop bar. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
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    Hey, she typed, it’s actually really not cool to use someone else’s pictures on your tinder profile. I figured I should let you know before I report you.

    The reply was surprisingly fast. Oh my god syd it actually is me. I let richie make me a profile so that he would shut up.

    I didn’t know what the protocol was
    For if you see someone you know.
    Is this weird?

    Yes.

    No. I mean, I matched you because I thought you were a weirdly specific catfish though.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,856
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
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    522
    Bookmarks:
    91
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    5,104

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