19 Works by python333

Listing Works

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    You've known Leon S. Kennedy for almost eight years. Both in different places at the wrong times, you ended up working together at USSTRATCOM, only in different positions: Leon, an Agent, and you, a forensic scientist. You're both completely and totally aware of the very platonic nature of your relationship, and there is absolutely nothing that could potentially change that friendship into something better or worse.

    Oh, except for that one definitely insignificant reconnaissance mission the two of you go on in rural Denmark to investigate an Umbrella lab experimenting on humans and animals with a modified t-Virus strain that definitely has no impact on your relationship and your abilities to keep your real feelings hidden from each other.

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    “I’m not mad,” Riley tries to reassure you, “I’m a little disappointed, though.”

    “Disappointed?” you can’t help but repeat, despite your shock.

    “Just a little,” Riley hums, so uncharacteristic of him, so unlike what you’ve seen from him. It’s so fascinating, yet horrifying.

    or,

    stalker reader who doesn't realize they're stalking ghost, who doesn't mind, surprisingly.

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    “Are you tired?” Ghost asks, even though he knows the answer.

    “I haven’t slept in a few days.” There it is.

    “And for the few days that you did sleep?” He thinks he knows the answer to this too.

    “I don’t know if you can really call it that.” Bingo.

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    you've been on a mission for a while, and instead of going back to your own quarters, you go to ghost's.

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    “Didn’t know I was talkin’ to fuckin’ Sherlock Holmes.”

    Price snorts at your retort, “If I’m Sherlock, are you Watson?”

    You think about it for a moment, before shaking your head negatively.

    “No?” Price toes off his boots and walks over to you, sitting on the bed, “Then who are you?”

    You sit down next to him, “I dunno. I’m like…”

    “Like Neo,” you continue, ignoring the way Price’s eyebrows immediately raise, “and you’re Morpheus. But less smart.”

    “You’re not Neo,” he scoffs, “and I’m not a less-smart Morpheus.”

    or,

    residual self-image is the mental projection of your digital self; it refers to your own physical appearance that is understood by you, that is projected unto you by yourself.

    you see yourself as something to be ashamed of. price sees something different.

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    “Derbyshire…” You muse, “What’s that? Or, where’s that?”

    “‘bout forty klicks from Sheffield,” Gaz hums, before seeing your blank stare, and sighing tiredly, “The one with the cute houses and the pudding.”

    “Ohhh,” You nod, now understanding, before joking, “At least I got buried there instead of, like, the bluejay one.”

    “The bluejay one?” Gaz asks, confused, before pausing and asking you incredulously, “Jaywick?”

    or,

    you're trapped in a coffin, have some thoughts, then you're not trapped, and voice those thoughts to gaz, who relays them to price, and the both of them take care of you (cries) i'm so MAD they're supposed to be REAL and taking care of ME

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    “Do ye wannae tell me whit happened?” Soap whisper-asks. When you quickly shake your head ‘no’, Soap thinks for a moment before offering, “Do ye want me tae get onyone else?”

    You think about his words for a moment before nodding. He sighs.

    “Who?”

    Your gaze flickers from the exit of the tent before going back to Soap.

    “… Cap’n Price,” You quietly decide. Soap nods and reluctantly gets up, making his way out of the tent.

    or,

    u have a nightmare and the 141 (aka mainly price and soap) help (let u sleep near them) (consider this a very big privilege and honor)

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    “Small?” He repeats in a questioning tone, eyebrows furrowed, “I mean, compared to me, I guess you’re kind of short—”

    “No, no, not like short small,” You try to clarify, feeling just slightly discouraged by Ghost’s confused words, “Like…”

    You struggle to find the words that properly describe how you feel, only finding words like small and little in your current vocabulary. Your findings are making you increasingly upset, and you can feel your face start to grow hot with frustration and embarrassment.

    Oh my God.

    or,

    wuh woh you age regress around ghost i dont know read it

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    Ghost waits until Price is actually in the hall before speaking again, “You still there, [c/n]?”

    “Yeah,” You answer almost immediately, “Need something?”

    “No,” Ghost hums, leaning against the wall behind him, “Just wanted to talk.”

    “Please don’t ask me about the weather again,” You sigh, almost exasperated, “Or about how my training is going, or about how my CO is, or—”

    or,

    you and ghost have similar back stories have fun im sorry for not posting in two months please stop throwing tomatoes at me oh god

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    “Maybe I suck, but you look like you haven’t slept for the past week,” Gaz points out, “You look exhausted, by the way. And dehydrated. Actually, you just look like the human embodiment of a headache.”

     

    “What the fuck?”

     

    “I mean that in the most loving, non-offensive way possible.”

     

    “You come into my office, accuse me of needing attention from you, then you insult me by calling me the human version of a headache?”

    or,

    gaz notices you overworking yourself one night and decides to step in before you end up pulling an all-nighter

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    “You think a lot,” Price comments, finishing up the last staple.

    “Does that surprise you?”

    “A little bit, yeah.”

    You pause for a moment before sighing through your nose, “It’s nothing. Just the same stuff I was thinking about before.”

    “Wanna give me some more detail than that?”

    “Not really, no,” You admit, letting your hand fall into your lap as Price lets go of it, “But I have a feeling you’re gonna want me to tell you.”

    “I do.”

    or,

    wuh woh you do some self-harm stuff and oh no painful wound cleaning oh no the main four find out oh no intense hurt/comfort oh god oh no oh fuck

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    Ghost looks like he’s holding back a few words for a moment after you speak, and after one expectant look from you, he mumbles, “You should really say ‘well’ or ‘fine’ instead. It’d be more grammatically accurate and is more grammatically aligned with the verb ‘rest’.”

    “… Okay?” You blink, thrown off by the unexpected information, “I’ll, uh… keep that in mind, next time someone asks me how my rest was.”

    “You get asked that often?”

    “I only get asked that by you.”

    or,

    you're trapped in a freezer, ghost saves you, things get awkward then fluffy, enjoy

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    “Great!” Gaz smiles at you before dropping the smile and turning to the one with the skull mask, “You’re getting an Uber or something. I’m not driving you after that.”

    “Wh—” The one in the skull mask, despite you only being able to see his eyes, looks baffled, “I didn’t do anything, fuckin’ kick out Soap or something!”

    “Me? Why me?” The one with the mohawk—Soap, you assume—squawks, watching as Gaz actually thinks about it before nodding.

    “Good point. Soap, call an Uber so…” Gaz pauses before turning to you, “What’s your name, love?”

    You give him your name and he nods before turning back to Soap, “So that [y/n] can take your spot in the car.”

    or,

    a creepy old guy is following you home and then boom 141 protects you even tho they dont know you

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    “Why didn’t you have your jacket on?” It takes you a moment to realize he’s asking about the jacket he lent to you.

    When you do realize that’s what he’s asking about, you respond in your tired-raspy tone, “Forgot it in my room.”

    “And you went here instead of going back to your own sleeping quarters to get it and put it on?” Price asks, both somewhat amused and flattered.

    “I did,” You hum, before asking, “Is that an issue?”

    “No, no, not at all,” Price quickly says, squeezing your shoulder gently for a second, “I’m flattered that you decided to come to me.”

    or,

    the 141 base is cold-- luckily, price had told you that his office is always open to you, since it's far warmer in there than the rest of the base. cue some comfort no hurt (???? i think this counts as that) and so much fluff it will give u cavities.

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    “I’m sorry, is having a whole ‘nother person here not warm enough for you?” Gaz finally responds, voice full of snark.

    “Not at all,” You murmur, squeezing Gaz’s hand back, “Body heat and a single blanket isn’t enough. I need another blanket or else I’ll get hypothermia.”

    “Whatever you say, duckling,” Gaz sighs.

    or,

    you have trouble sleeping most nights, luckily gaz is there to help you sleep and does so with cuddles and the least amount of banter ive ever written before with him!! :3

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    “Got it,” Soap carefully takes the mug into his hands, and softly blows on it before looking at you again and grinning at you, “Weel, thank ye for this. Ye really didnae hae tae.”

    “Price actually said the same thing,” You muse, almost to yourself, before speaking a little louder, “No problem.”

    “Oh did he?” Soap asks, raising an eyebrow, before his expression shifts and he feigns confusion, “Wait, how come he got a drink afore me?”

    “Because his office was closer to the snack bar,” You explain, crossing your arms.

    “… Nae, it’s definitely ‘cause ye hate me,” Soap disagrees, shaking his head in mock disappointment, “And tae think I thought we were friends.”

    or,

    the 141 + you are back from a super long mission and u make them their fave coffee/tea!!

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    “H—lo? [c/n]?” It’s hard to tell with the static and the cuts in between the words, but you think it’s Price talking.

    “Price?” You ask immediately, all thoughts of preserving your breath forgotten. “Holy shit, you can hear me?”

    “Je—s— whe—e—” He cuts out for a moment and your stomach drops when all you can hear is static for a moment.

    “You’re— You’re cutting out, Captain, what did you say?”

    “Wher— —re you?”

    or,

    oopsie you get buried alive in a casket and price has to save you!! no i dont have daddy issues why does everyone think i have daddy issues i dont i just like the idea of him as my dad guys stop

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    “Somehow, yeah,” Price says after a moment, still caught up in his disbelief, “That is… the strangest thing I’ve seen all day.”

    “It’s only thirteen, Captain.”

    “I don’t think anything’s gonna top that.”

    “Top what?” Gaz asks, a little confused, “Seeing Ghost helping out Cerberus?”

    “Yeah.”

    or,

    ur scary to literally everyone but to the main 141 ur a sweetheart idk read it

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    “What if I get a British accent? Will that fix it?”

    “Nothing can fix what you’ve said today, [c/n].”

    “Well that’s dramatic,” You scoff, “I’ll learn British just for you guys.”

    “Holy shit, please stop talking,” Price’s exasperated voice interrupts the both of you, “You’re both insufferable. Drop it.”

    or,

    you dont know a single british phase, slang word, or anything, but that does not stop you from bullying the british.

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    “You still think I’m dead now, or?”

    “Shut it, you.”

    “My bad.”

    “I wish they amputated your leg.”

    “No you don’t.”

    or,

    you're on a mission and oopsie daisy you get trapped under a building!! you end up in the medbay and tf141 visits you one by one, each of them giving you a lil piece of their mind for going and getting yourself trapped under a collapsed building!!

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    42
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    4,983

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