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They're having breakfast when he tells them. He only remembers because he'd dreamed weird again last night. This time it was an older boy, who was trying to stop a little golden-haired baby from crying.
“What,” says Mom, in that flat voice she gets when she's trying not to sound surprised.
“...what?” says Dad, who clearly hadn't been listening. That's fine, Shane forgets to listen too, sometimes.
“I keep dreaming people I don't know,” Shane repeats patiently. He can be patient.
Shane Hollander habitually ends up in other people's dreams, which is fine. It's a family trait, on both sides, to slip into the dreams of the people you love. What's less fine is how Shane keeps dreaming strangers.
Or: like if a soulmates au took several detours.
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At any rate, it goes like this: Eddie gets dumped, or he does the dumping. He mopes around, taking comfort from Steve, and Steve likes to pretend that Eddie’s all his. Then, Eddie inevitably goes stir-crazy and goes out. Hooks up with a guy, then two, and inevitably ends up dating one of them.
And that’s when Steve seduces him.
Not Eddie, of course. Steve doesn’t think he can do that. Steve doesn’t know how. Eddie doesn’t even know he likes men.
No, he just fucks Eddie’s boyfriends.
In an act of profound dysfunction and self-destruction, Steve Harrington develops the unfortunate habit of sabotaging Eddie's relationships by sleeping with his partners. This inevitably blows up in his face, but the fallout isn't what he expected.
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"I mean take care of him. You can't just let him run wild, Wheeler. Let him jump you in every bathroom, let him hump your leg like a bitch in heat."
Steve makes a noise, squirming, hands on his lap.
"That's," Nancy's appalled. "That's sexist! You can't say that about omegas!"
"I'm not saying it about omegas," says Carol, nonplussed, "I'm saying it about Steve."
Or, Carol gives Nancy a crash course in keeping Steve Harrington in check.
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you’re someone (who knows someone i once knew) by pukner, sapphirerays
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Jul 2024
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Josie points at the biggest letters. “What’s it say?”
Mom kneels in front of the stone, pulling her lightly into her lap. “Want to try sounding it out?”
Josie nods, and Mom gently steers her finger to trace the first letter, a large S.
“Sss,” Josie tries, and Mom nods, so she keeps going. “Tuh. Ee. Vee. Ee.” She furrows her brow, concentrating, and then declares, “Stevie-E.”
“Close.” Mom leans back again, gently placing a bouquet of pink flowers down. “Steve.”
“Steve,” she echoes.
“Steve.” Mom’s voice softens. “His name was Steve.”
Steve Harrington dies. Decades later, Dustin Henderson resurrects him.
This is not that story. That story’s already been told. No, this is about what comes after.
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let's go in the garden (you'll find something waiting) by pukner, sapphirerays
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Jul 2024
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ballad of the bisexual terminator by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Apr 2026
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Partying and pining in New York, situationship-era flirting, and semi-ironic marriage pacts.
Just a day in the life of Ilya Rozanov.
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16 Jun 2026
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would not recommend by sakeofsake
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jun 2026
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A love story, told through Google reviews.
(or, Shane leaves a negative review on a restaurant in Saint Petersburg and spends the next decade being haunted by the owner's son.)
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15 Jun 2026
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it’s a known fact that Ilya’s devotion to Shane knows no bounds. But there are some it seems, that wish to test that theory. Good thing Ilya has no qualms in reminding them - with split fists and a tongue that yearns to taste blood.
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- Part 4 of hollanov’s filthy escapades
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11 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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09 Jun 2026
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No Good Deed (Goes Unpunished) by khaleesiofalicante
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 May 2026
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“Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.
“Hi?” the man says.
“Hi,” Ilya says—again.
Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.
“Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”
“Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.
OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.
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09 Jun 2026