pseudipie
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Three misunderstandings. Two betrayals. One little lie.
In which Illumi is a suave hitman and Hisoka is Hisoka but in a suit.
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Stuck in an elevator for an hour too many, three psychos sniff each other out through a series of juvenile icebreakers.
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three dots and a dash [ . . . __ ] morse code for the letter "v", symbolising victory.
The York New Conservatory has a problem: its senior batch has gone rogue. When their primary lecturer Knov resigns from his post for reasons shrouded in mystery, Professor Biscuit Krueger is asked to step in as a substitute. It soon becomes apparent that this is no run-of-the-mill group of arrogant youngsters. How long will Biscuit last in a classroom of the world's finest musicians, none of whom agree to play to her tempo? -
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Illumi sets off to find his brother, only to lose himself along the way.
“Is that all you’ve done? For the past five years?”
“Bringing home the heir is worth all the time I have, Kalluto, and it should be worth yours too.”
"...That’s fucked up.”
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- Part 1 of The Death of the Hired Man
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A series of Jimbert drabbles and one-shots.
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dendrochronology (the study of the annual rings of trees) by some_pomegranate_tea
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
19 Mar 2026
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The air softens. The oak settles. Aragorn exhales.
“You are going to get yourself into trouble,” Legolas says in an almost sing-song voice, leaning back to lie again in the dirt. “You forget, I think, that I am an elf.”
“You are not just an elf,” Aragorn dismisses. “A grand oak would not stir for just any elf. You are Legolas.”
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A quiet day of travel through Fangorn Forest, where the trees have a way of bringing up old memories.
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21 Mar 2026
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“The Eldar would beget children only in days of happiness and peace if they could."
JRR TolkienMirkwood is fraught with war when its Queen falls pregnant; its citizens are too busy on the frontline to raise a child, and so the elfling grows up to become untamed. Unsuited for Mirkwood society, Legolas is sent on patrol to the edge of the Kingdom, isolated and fated to live out his years alone.
A chance meeting with a ranger may change that fate.
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17 Feb 2026
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The Secrets That You Keep (When You're Talking in Your Sleep) by DH_epub
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 May 2026
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Mike thinks it all started the day the Byers moved into their house.
Having sold their house in Hawkins a year and a half prior and moved to California, when they came back, and the town got put in lockdown, they didn’t have a place to go.
Mike had kindly offered up their place during dinner.
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The 18-month gap between s4 and s5 told from Mike's POV with minor other POV's as the story progresses. The gap has been lengthened to encapsulate more time passing. They start at 16, but by chapter 6 they're 17 1/2 with them turning 18 chapter 32/34.
Also known as the answer to Mikewhatthefuckdidyoudo gate
Steve Harrington is to Mike what Robin is to Will
Season 5 Rewrite to follow WHILE THIS IS A COMPLETE WORK, THE SEASON 5 REWRITE IS A WIP
Everything is tagged appropriately. If you choose to read, that is your prerogative. No smut occurs until chapter 36.
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- Part 1 of Do You Want to Know a Secret?
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07 Jan 2026