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change the locks; change the scene by propertyofundefined
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
16 Mar 2026
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"Go flirt with that girl over there. Right now."
Matt had forgotten about the rest of the room, the rest of the party. By some miracle, the singled out woman in the pink top has yet to notice Matt, Jay, or Pete.
"That's okay," Matt knows, even as he's saying it, that it's the wrong answer. There is no right answer. Matt can barely flirt on a good day, and this is the worst day of his entire fucking life.
"Not my type." He adds, stupidly.
"Aw, what?" This must be Pete's best day ever. "Come on- aren't you the 'maximal womanizer'? Or whatever you called it. I wanna learn from the best!"
"He's tired, Pete." He hears Jay say. How pathetic must this be if Bird's coming to his aid, after everything?
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An alternate Matt POV to Mindfucked by k1ondyke. Matt's past comes back to haunt him right as he's driven off Bird, yet again. Good thing his bond with Jay is sacred.
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Was he not a great man, known for doing difficult things? His heroes' journey had begun by traveling across perilous lands to reach his mortal father, and every step of his life, he had fought immoral men and dangerous beasts without even a hint of fear in his heart.
Still, it was true that this period he was in... was potentially more fraught than others.
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Dethroned King Theseus dies in a not so spectacular manner and struggles to adjust to the afterlife. Maybe the Minotaur can help.Series
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Nothing's Coming Out by CottonCandySprite
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
24 Mar 2026
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Matt, in his forty-odd years of life, has never seen a storm like this.
Curtains of rain, wind, and wet leaves beat against the face of the house, threatening to tear it from its foundation and send the whole thing hurdling towards Oz. Gigantic branches slam into the roof like Mother Nature is very poorly trying to play whack-a-mole. A barreling CRACK rings out that could either be the loudest thunder ever recorded or the old dead tree across the street finally meeting the ground, and then some. He’s fairly certain it isn’t a full-blown tornado, because those don’t really happen in Toronto, but with all that climate change disaster shit he hears about from Jay and those print articles he still reads for whatever reason, he can never be too sure.
He's also never seen Jay like this.
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02 Apr 2026
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What Are Frenemies For? by CompletelyDifferent for broken_risk_assessment_module
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Dec 2021
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Yes, Murderbot might dislike Dr. Gurathin (a dislike which is definitely, 100%, absolutely mutual). That doesn't mean it's about to let him go on a mission to sabotage his parents' mining company without backup.
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12 Jul 2025
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[spoilers for the whole game!]my line falls with an empty hook,
yet fools the world.
a split second decision with long term consequences...in the engine room, the phantom thieves leap into action in time to save akechi goro's life. now, with one of their greatest threats holed up in the attic of cafe leblanc, each of them must take the time to try and understand this boy - neither friend nor foe - who doesn't know where he stands with even himself.
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07 May 2025
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your mask may as well be cellophane if you're trying to hide from me by AppleJuiz
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jun 2016
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“Hey Karen,” he whispers, because Matt is in the other room, and he doesn't really want to share this with Matt yet. So many years of pining over Matt and it still feels like he's cheating ever time he's interested in someone else. “Can I ask you something a little… weird?”
“Sure,” Karen says, sitting up a little straighter. “Is something wrong?”
“No, no, nothing wrong,” he assures her. “Just… When you got rescued by the man in the mask, did he... flirt with you?”In which the Devil of Hell's Kitchen gets a boyfriend and Foggy is not an idiot.
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23 Mar 2025
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The Devil of Hell's Kitchen has got some competition. Sassy sharpshooters do not make good crime-fighting partners, except that they really do.
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23 Mar 2025