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    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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    02 May 2026

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    [Boss Babes]

    Jessica:
    I just had a revelation
    So we know the following information about Jane right:
    1. Rich
    2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
    3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
    4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
    5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
    6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
    7. Fluent in French/English
    8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leaked

    So far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
    But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
    Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a T

    Jane:
    I don't like where this is going

    Jessica:
    What if (s)HE's actually…
    JUSTIN TRUDEAU

    - Jane has left the conversation -

    Jessica:
    I rest my case

    The Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    It’s a screenshot of a Tweet, on an Instagram page Ilya isn't even following. It seems to be one of those meme accounts that he’s aware of, yet, doesn’t indulge in for a lack of true, authentic understanding no matter how many times Ilya can try to explain to him during precious pillow talk time.

    “What is it?” He voices his confusion out loud, halfway towards handing Ilya his phone back before he stops, staring at the screen once more.

    Ilya is smiling hard, flashing all of his teeth, when he says: “It is you. See?”

    The tweet, with its five thousand odd reposts, and eight hundred quotes, screenshotted onto a random Instagram page has generated about eighty thousand likes there, too, with about a couple hundred comments that he doesn’t bother to open.

    It reads: 'hes so pretty i wish we were seahorses so i can impregnate him'

    First of all, it’s horrendously grammatically incorrect with its lack of capitalisation and apostrophes. And second of all… Shane doesn’t quite follow how this is supposed to be ‘him’ in any sense of the word, like, at all.

    or: an shane has feelings about mpreg, racism and feminisation

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    06 Apr 2026

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    The condom breaks after a hook up with Rozanov and Shane deals with the consequences of an unplanned pregnancy.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    Shane has always had a complicated relationship with his own body.

    It’s his biggest tool to success as a hockey player. He wouldn’t be where he is without the trust and care he puts into this own body. So he takes care of it as much as he can. He exercises regularly to keep himself fit and strong, fuels it with the best food and nutrients he can, does his best to listen to the cues his body gives him to rest. It’s a careful balancing act as a professional athlete, stretching his body to its limits while also caring for it deeply.

    Still, he can’t deny that he feels let down by it often.

    Some days it feels very unfair.

    And then some days something even worse happens and that already strained relationship he has with his own body gets even worse.

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    29 Mar 2026