potatoes_tomatoes
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- Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies (6)
- South Park (5)
- Space Jam (Movies) (2)
- Rayman (Video Games) (1)
- Invader Zim (1)
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Twitter writing suggestions, I’ll add chapters and tags as I finish them.
ch 1: Jealousy
Kyle has some reservations on Cartman’s recent excursions outside their little friend group. It’s only out of the goodness of his heart and concern for this kid’s well being that he goes off of his way to investigate.ch 2: kyman week day 1– Kindergarten
Eric Cartman goes to school for the very first time… five months into the school year, no thanks to Liane. Better late than never! Eric Cartman, however, thinks it sucks major balls, especially because of the green hatted kid’s nagging!! -
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A lot can happen over a bloody nose.
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When Life Dicks You Down, Don't Make Lemonade by potatoes_tomatoes for numbknee
Fandoms: South Park
19 Nov 2022
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Little Kyle Broflovski is on his deathbead over a matter of not getting cool prizes for a fundraiser. It's the principle of the thing, really.
A whole month of aggressive sales, scrutinous calculations, selling until their asses fell off, and all Stan, Kenny, Cartman and Kyle got were glow in the dark wristbands and a Fortnite sippy cup. They reached the quota, but the prizes ultimately went towards the highest seller.
They were beaten by one snickerdoodle pack. Nathan and Mimsy won all three prizes.
Kyle sees there's no reason to go on in life. Cartman just wants Kyle to snap out of it so the guys can go get some Denny's.
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Clyde Frog is concerned about his friend Eric's well being after being yet again, rejected from attending Kyle's birthday party. But also, fuck Kyle! Who needs a stupid birthday party anyways when you have a cool tea party?
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He first assumed that being so heavily involved with Cartman became part of his daily routine, and Kyle was, in Kenny’s words, a slut for constants. Kyle preferred the term “sticking to what’s familiar”.
Or perhaps it went deeper than that, something Kyle couldn't articulate, but knew was there.
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Or, Kyle's feelings for Eric Theodore Fucking Cartman.
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An egotist and a diva walk into a movie set… by potatoes_tomatoes
Fandom Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Space Jam (1996), Space Jam (Movies)
24 Dec 2021
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A collection of fics centered around the unconventional relationship between two of America’s favorite mascots, who, unfortunately, aren’t accustomed to romance and seriousness.
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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When Kyle and Cartman get stuck in an elevator together for seven minutes, they decide to make a game out of it.
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- Part 1 of Kyman Week 2026
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Kyle’s day is ruined when he discovers that Eric Cartman has been carrying a Felix photocard in his wallet for months. What starts as mockery quickly turns into something much worse: an irrational, all-consuming jealousy over a Korean pop idol who doesn’t even know Cartman exists.
Now Kyle has to deal with the horrifying realization that he cares way too much about who Eric keeps closest to his heart — and Cartman is enjoying every second of it.
Bookmarked by potatoes_tomatoes
21 May 2026
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As Middle Earth Burns to the Ground by Sage_Peridot
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
25 Jan 2026
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At the end of all things, Sam finds it's not just the Shire on his mind, and Frodo can't help but agree.
The morning after their rescue is a little awkward, but still endearing.
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“M’kay. Are you currently questioning your sexuality and/or gender?” He reads, emphasising each syllable.
“YES!”
“Yes?” The teacher repeats, doubt in his voice.
Uh oh. “Yeah, I’m totally questioning my sexuality.” He lies.
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In a poor attempt to get out of class, Cartman accidentally identifies as bisexual.Series
- Part 1 of South Park Universe
Bookmarked by potatoes_tomatoes
22 Jan 2026
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JEW BOX
He stopped in his retrieval and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, Kyle forgot about the pencil and dragged the box from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty, resisting when he pulled it. He managed to shimmy it out against its will and, crouched over it on his knees, he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
Bookmarked by potatoes_tomatoes
02 Oct 2025