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He’s not so sure. He’s not so sure about a few things. He’s unsure why he even allowed Wilson on his lap in the first place; maybe with the few beers in him he didn’t really notice. Not at first, at least. He’s not sure. Will Wilson even remember he did this tomorrow? There’s that, too. He’s not sure if he will, and he’s not sure if that matters to him.
They’re drunk.
People do dumb shit when they’re drunk.
No big deal.
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Wilson gets shitfaced and winds up in House’s lap. Things happen.
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13 Jul 2026
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Orange, grape or cherry?
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11 Jul 2026
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House discovers that Wilson is a better coping mechanism than Vicodin. There's no way this could go wrong.
A rewrite of the season six finale and beyond where instead of Cuddy, Wilson goes to House's apartment after the crane collapse.
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09 Jul 2026
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Cuddy glares up at House. “Maybe if you spent less time bothering me and more time actually doing your job correctly, I wouldn’t need a neck brace.”
House turns and raises his hands in mock surrender. “I’m just saying, Eleni has miracle hands.”
Cuddy wrinkles her nose. “House, please don’t talk to me about your hookers during working hours. Actually, just—never.”
“You’re slipping,” he tells her. “I know you remember the name of my physical therapist.” Then he winks and leaves her, the office door slamming shut.
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Or, Cuddy goes to see Eleni for neck massages, and things escalate.
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- Part 3 of The Multiverse of Houses
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02 Jul 2026
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House and Wilson go to Las Vegas for a case, they both get trashed and wake up married.
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02 Jul 2026