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In your life as a dream, you like to go rogue, push the limits of your power, and test the Dream Lord’s composure. After your latest round of hijinks, Dream is determined to enforce a lesson of obedience and restraint, by whatever means necessary.
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11 Sep 2022
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grounded and giving by violaceum_vitellina_viridis for Twisted_Mind
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Jun 2022
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Renfri sees him from across the room, talking to the madam and clearly trying to make himself look smaller than he is. She can also see, from the look on Marjorie’s face, that he’ll be turned out.
She rolls her eyes.
Eskel goes looking for some company at a brothel; Renfri gets more than she was expecting, in the best way.
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- Part 1 of bedroom hymns
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24 Jun 2022
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you can't always get what you want by BrighteyedJill
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
30 Jul 2021
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Whenever Geralt visits the bathhouse, everyone makes assumptions about what he wants, and he ends up disappointed. But tonight, a stranger makes some perceptive guesses, and Geralt just might end up getting what he needs.
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- 6,969
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- 1/1
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29 Jul 2021
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Stop One Heart From Breaking by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Nov 2020
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Jaskier's been a ruined omega for six years now. He's been bought by more alphas than he cares to count, and sold on again; he knows how this works.
Being bought by a witcher is a new level of terror...and then it turns out it's not just one witcher, but three. Jaskier is fairly sure he's going to die.
And then it turns out that witchers really don't act much like human alphas at all.
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- Part 1 of I Shall Not Live In Vain
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- English
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- 42,779
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 7
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- 921
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28 Feb 2021
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Fruits of the Hunt by aleatory_fox for round_robin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Gwent: The Witcher Card Game (Video Game), The Witcher (R. Talsorian Games Roleplaying Game)
28 Jan 2021
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Every year, the Order of the Witchers meet to discuss pressing matters relevant to the brotherhood. They observe a number of rituals, including the Fruits of the Hunt. Two Witchers are selected - one from the host school, and one other - to be the Fruits for that year.
They have three days to get as far from the keep as possible, before the others will be set loose to hunt them. To be a Fruit is an honour; the time spent in the company of your captors cements trust between schools and establishes close bonds between its members. This year a young Eskel, with no more than a handful of years on the Path under his belt, is selected as a Fruit and he couldn't be more terrified.
Young Eskel is inspired by this beautiful piece of art by Heyriel (Goldandlights).
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12 Feb 2021
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The Things You Have Caused Me Most to Want (are those that furthest elude me) by BrighteyedJill
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Sep 2020
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Jaskier is not what anyone would call a traditional alpha, and certainly not the kind of alpha anyone would want for a mate. And he is quite surprised to unceremoniously discover that Geralt, his companion of many years, is in fact an omega. Geralt and his fellow witchers repress their heats until they arrive at Kaer Morhen for the winter. This year, since Jaskier’s rut is starting at just the right time, Geralt invites Jaskier to come along. Jaskier thinks he knows what to expect when partnering an omega in heat, but the situation at Kaer Morhen thoroughly wrecks his expectations.
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10 Feb 2021
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Kaer Morhen Automotive Repairs (or, Lil' Bleats' Chop Shop) by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 Jan 2021
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“Why does he have to open it between jobs?” Lambert grumbled quietly to Eskel in the breakroom, glaring down into the tepid depths of the filter coffee in his hands. It was difficult to not stare when Geralt waltzed into the breakroom with his overalls open to the belly button. His entire torso was a work of fucking art. Literally, in all ways. Lambert had to stop himself staring at the tattoos, because that inevitably led to staring at the rest; the amazing fucking chest, the ripped abdominals.
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- English
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- 10,707
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- 3/3
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24 Jan 2021
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leshen!jaskier by violaceum_vitellina_viridis
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Dec 2020
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Jaskier is his usual Witchersexual self, but he's also a Leshen.
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10 Dec 2020
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love is heavy and light by violaceum_vitellina_viridis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Nov 2020
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“If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!”
Jaskier doesn’t remember getting off the mountain.
The dragon hunt happens, and everyone has to cope with the fall out of that.
(See first author's note for important things about the rating and tags!)
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- Part 17 of fire & powder
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- English
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- 84,293
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- 24/24
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07 Dec 2020
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Piece Me Back Together, Dear Heart by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Dec 2020
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Jaskier spends several years healing after Geralt turns him away on the mountainside, and his fragile heart is finally piecing itself back together. He keeps returning to Posada every year for reasons unknown even to him, but everything's fine. Who needs Geralt, right? The betrayal will fade eventually. The feelings too. The bitter, raw feelings...
And then he runs into another Witcher in the same damn tavern. He even looks like Geralt. But instead of a walking bulwark of brooding silence, he meets a man with an open smile, kind eyes and a laugh that warms his very soul. Another few chance meetings and Jaskier finds himself inextricably drawn into Eskel's orbit. I mean, they have so much in common, including a deep, relentless yearning for a tall, brooding Witcher with hair the colour of moonlight.
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- Part 1 of Piece Me Back Together, Dear Heart
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- English
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- 102,395
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- 34/34
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09 Aug 2020
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Julian "Jaskier" Pankratz is a nineteen-year-old student at Cambridge University studying Politics and International Relations. He hates it, and he's at risk of being kicked out for poor academic performance. Failure would mean returning to his family home, and that's just not an option. He wants to travel the world singing about death and destiny; heroics and heartbreak. So he needs to pass. He takes an elective module in English Literature on love poetry, firstly because it'd piss his father off, but also because he's heard the professor has an interesting PhD student.
A passing interest begins to transform into something a whole lot more, and Jaskier finds himself faced with hard truths about life, about the society in which he lives and about himself. Society glorifies heroes and the sacrifices they make. But what happens to them when they're no longer useful?
Title is taken from the song: "If These Scars Could Speak" by Citizen Soldier.
"Show Creator's Style" recommended due to CSS/HTML Coding.Series
- Part 1 of If These Scars Could Speak
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- 30/30
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06 Jun 2020
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
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31 May 2020
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With a Conquering Air by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!
Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.
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- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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- English
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- 27,880
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- 7/7
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- 77
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- 2,441
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29 May 2020
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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- Part 1 of talk
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- English
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- 19/19
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06 May 2020
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Choices We're Given by ecaitlin
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Sep 2014
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Steve Rogers is a good man and a good agent. There's really no excuse for the assassin in his bed.
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- 51,534
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 259
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- 6,625
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04 Jun 2018
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to memory now I can't recall by Etharei
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Nov 2014
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While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future.
Next thing he knows, Bucky Barnes is opening his eyes in the 21st century, which is full of great gadgets and coffee, and at least includes his old pal Steve. (And, inexplicably, a different Stark.) Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier finds himself in the middle of World War Two, helping Captain America hunt down HYDRA (which is at least familiar), pretending to be Bucky Barnes (which is not), and figuring out the very noisy group of soldiers who call themselves the Howling Commandos.
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- English
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- 102,610
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 21
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- 1,751
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- 18,391
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31 May 2018
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28 Jul 2017
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Embedding tutorial
- Language:
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- 212
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- 1/1
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- 4,569
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14 Jul 2017
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You've got to carry weapons 'cause you always carry cash by PrimalScream
Fandoms: Black Sails
18 May 2017
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John runs heroin and coke for the Diaz Cartel. After several attempts on his life, his boss decides he needs around the clock protection. John is less than thrilled, until he gets a look at his new body guard.
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11 Jun 2017
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Conversations in an abandoned bunker. The asset isn't sure of many things, but he knows that the man from the helicarrier is valuable and needs to be protected. And until he gets some answers, he's not letting the man from the helicarrier out of his sight.
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The subject lies back down, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath. “My head’s pounding.” He lifts his hands, presses them to the bridge of his nose and sighs before placing them back over his belly. “So, what now?”
“Now I keep you,” the asset responds, the words escaping him involuntarily.
There’s a line between the subject’s brows as he looks over. “What’s that mean to you, Buck?”
“It means you belong to me.”
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- Part 2 of Yes, Captain
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,713
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- 6/6
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23 Apr 2017