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don't delete the kisses by revesdelimonade
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Aug 2025
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Neither Mobei Jun nor Shang Qinghua are happy about sharing an apartment. However, when their mutual friends announce they’re getting married in the peak of winter at a resort near the mountains, they decide to make a temporary truce and rent a cabin together to save money.
Drunken games during a power outage change everything.
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13 Sep 2025
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Like He Promised by gremlin4
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2025
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Another hand is under his shoulders, supporting him gently as Shang Qinghua knees give out suddenly. Shivering, the omega has no choice but to cling to strong shoulders as he tries to regain some form of sanity. Try being the keyword, because Mobei-Jun doesn’t seem like he’s going to let Shang Qinghua go, even for a moment, pulling them closer as he angles his head for another kiss. Slow and deep – his mouth is tingling and he´s overwhelmed, whimpering, feeling saliva running down his chin and rapidly losing the reason to even care. He has never been kissed this way, never felt this good before.
But he has, hasn’t he? Images of a kiss, of promises of belonging to someone, of heat; all flash before his eyes and Shang Qinghua feels dizzy. His mind pulled in so many directions.
The kiss stops then, fangs brushing his mouth in a harsh bite before retreating and Shang Qinghua makes a sound of protest, tries to follow. The laugh is low, more a purr than an actual sound, but is makes Shang Qinghua flush in arousal and shame. “Qinghua may claim all the lies he can think of, but your body says different.”
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- Part 3 of Makes Sense to Me
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09 Aug 2025
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♡Where Shang Qinghua let's out a Freudian slip (aka his breeding kink)♡ by Baby_Lamb, Imapotato114
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Aug 2024
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"Please- please husband! I want.. I want-" It was on the tip of his tongue, something he had wanted to say for sometime making its way into his mind but never to his mouth. A realisation of something he had written in his notes once but didn't know was even possible or not. Still the thought had taken root in his mind once it had come to him. He touched his belly again and looked at Mobei Jun with teary eyes. He was feeling delirious, his husband was making him feel so so good, fucked him so well-
"I want to carry your child Mobei- please come inside! Husband -"Bookmarked by planethers
26 Aug 2024
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regarding the heat (and other distractions) by gargoylegrave
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2024
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“Aren’t you from Yunmeng?” Jiang Cheng rolls his eyes at Wei Wuxian. “You should be used to heat hotter than this.”
“It just…” Wei Wuxian pauses to think. “It feels hotter than it has in ages.”
Wei Wuxian duels with Lan Wangji after a confusing few days that have consisted of unbeatable summer heat, too many thoughts racing through his mind, and a wetness to his skin that he can't seem to escape.
Alternatively: Lan Wangji finally puts Wei Wuxian on his back.
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16 Aug 2024
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do not go astray by dearwormwood
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Aug 2024
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“Qinghua seemed very happy tonight,” Mobei-jun grumbles, but he says it in a way like it is a bad thing. He’s not angry though, Qinghua can tell this much by now. He has known his king long enough to finally be able to understand the intricacies of his expressions, and this one is the closest thing to a pout that Qinghua will ever get to see on the stoic demon. “Did he enjoy talking to the demons who gave him those robes?”
Ah. He’s jealous.
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16 Aug 2024
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“What does that even mean? I tell you I don’t care so who are you to worry about me?”
“Someone who cares about you.”
Wei Wuxian blinks at him, unsure what to respond.
He’d just gone and said it like it was nothing.
And maybe it truly is nothing to him, but to Wei Wuxian it is, once again, everything he’s been needing to hear from the man.[Part Two - should work fine on its own but if you want go check out Part One]
Wei Wuxian reaches out to past hook-up Lan Wangji.
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- Part 2 of Wanting Mr. Lan
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15 Aug 2024
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Er-Gege I don’t want to study! by orphan_account
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Aug 2024
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Wei Wuxian is failing his college class with Mr. Lan! Mr. Lan appoints his nephew Lan Wangji to tutor and help Wei Wuxian study. Wei Wuxian doesn’t want to and tries to find blackmail on Lan Wangji in hopes of being let off. However, that doesn’t go as planned. Wei Wuxian realizes that being a virgin sucked.
Or, Wei Wuxian teases Lan Wangji in his dorm room and gets fucked like hell
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15 Aug 2024
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Hua Cheng rescues yet another cow hybrid--but this one's extra special.
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23 Jul 2024
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Threaten Me With a Good Time by give2figs for k_alexie
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2024
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Xie Lian never seemed to be fully aware of his charms, but they pulled Hua Cheng to him like a magnet now. Hua Cheng wanted to worship Xie Lian from top to bottom, to ravish him, to kiss him hard, to lovingly take him apart until he cried. Hua Cheng's expression might have revealed those urges as he drew close; he could clearly see the nervous bob of Xie Lian's throat, yet Xie Lian didn't hesitate to tilt his chin upwards to hold his gaze, baring his neck further. Pale and pristine, it had been far too long since Xie Lian's skin got properly littered with Hua Cheng's love marks. The longing reflected in Xie Lian's doe eyes confirmed that he agreed.
"I'm sorry I've been so busy. I never meant to leave you unattended." Hua Cheng's fingertips stroked just behind Xie Lian's earlobe, skimming down to where the deep collar of the shirt began. He idly toyed with the ruffles there. "You've been so patient. Will you let me make it up to you?"
A small shiver ran through Xie Lian's body. As if he didn't trust his own voice, he simply nodded.
Hua Cheng's lips curled as he leaned in. "Good boy."
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23 Jul 2024
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The little sheep coos the proud and noble wolf's nerves by nelliel_800
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2024
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Xie Lian wrapped his arms around Hua Cheng’s neck to pull him close, and tilted his head to deepen the kiss. Hua Cheng welcomed his tongue inside his mouth eagerly, whimpering in pleasure as their tongues brushed against each other. But the longer the kiss lasted, the harder it became to breathe. Reluctantly, Xie Lian pushed Hua Cheng away gently, panting heavily as their lips parted.
“San Lang,” Xie Lian breathed out, feeling his cheeks heating up upon noticing the hungry glint passing through Hua Cheng’s eyes. “You—” Xie Lian trailed off, gasping, as something hard dug in his abdomen. “Y–you are hard.”
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Or: Xie Lian ends up under the office desk as Hua Cheng continues the negotiations with his clients.Series
- Part 2 of The wolf's den
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19 Jun 2024
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Shang Qinghua and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day by AlwaysSarcastic
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2024
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They say the Choosing Ceremony is the most important day of a Dragon Rider’s life. No pressure, huh?
To be honest, Shang Qinghua just wanted to go home.
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Or, Dragon!Mobei-Jun sees Shang Qinghua for the first time and is like... I'm gonna absolutely wreck this guy and then cuddle the fuck out of him. Shang Qinghua eventually lets himself have nice things (orgasms)Bookmarked by planethers
17 May 2024
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Based but Not Flared by Cornbro
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2024
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“Do you have a foreign object stuck in your rectum?” Mobei Jun said, his voice professional and cold. Hearing it like that, it somehow sounded even worse. Was he really that easy to see through? Okay, so the hypothetical scenario maybe wasn’t so hypothetical at all, and maybe it was obvious by his flushed and debauched state. But please, good sir, don’t call him out like this!
“No…” Shang Qinghua lied.
Or: Shang Qinghua learns the importance of a flared base (and he gets railed).
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17 May 2024
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Without the Candle by niehaiji
Fandoms: 千秋 - 梦溪石 | Thousand Autumns - Mèng Xī Shí, 山河剑心 | Shān Hé Jiàn Xīn | Thousand Autumns (Cartoon)
20 Jan 2024
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The ["Men can't get pregnant" NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP] tweet but make it YanShen
Or in summary, they’re creating their kids, starting with Bian Yanmei
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15 May 2024
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Working the night shift isn't so bad if it ends with you fucking your colleague in a hotel room at 6am on a monday morning
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A room requiring technical repairs and/or deemed unfit for guests for various reasons. Specifications noted in handover.Series
- Part 1 of Hotel Gusu
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09 May 2024
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Now and Every Day Forward by SisterSalander
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, The Founder of Diabolism, MDZS
11 Apr 2024
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Wei Wuxian is bored out of his wits and comes up with an idea for a prank, he had already played in the past. However will present-day Lan Zhan react?
Just a very self-indulgent little smut adventure after the events of the books (ignoring The Incense Burner for the story's sake).
Enjoy!Bookmarked by planethers
03 May 2024
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what gege wants by Saggiaram
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
26 Aug 2024
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Another of those times where Hua Cheng takes Xie Lian over the edge.
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27 Apr 2024
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wicked, divine by labendiye (a_sentimental_man) for lelex
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2024
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Xie Lian doesn’t have an excuse for when it happens. He could say he was distracted—it had been a while since he and Hua Cheng had spent some time together, both of them having gotten busy around the same time with their heavenly and, well, ghostly, duties respectively that they haven’t been able to spend as much time together as they liked. That was the only explanation he could come up with for how much of an idiot he’d been, rushing to pick up a flower on the ground and heeding Hua Cheng’s warning a bit too late. The fragrance was familiar, and Xie Lian recognised it in an instant—but it was already too late.
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27 Apr 2024
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Bad Matches and Good Endings by KotoneChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2024
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Shang Qinghua, a marriage matchmaker who writes web novels loosely based on his clients, gets paired to assist Mobei Jun, a successful man with a losing streak in relationships.
It goes terribly, and somehow still better than either might have expected.
Featuring: Shang Qinghua writing terrible unethical porn, Mobei being very singleminded, Shang Qinghua being a complete mess, and a lot of poking loving fun at romance tropes.
Prompt fill for Gotcha for Gaza!- Language:
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27 Apr 2024
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auction our hearts by kazzywx
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
06 Sep 2023
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“Four hundred million.” A voice calls out confidently from the back. His cadence is smooth and calm, his pitch deep and rich and sounding like molasses in an audible form. Hearing it makes the fluffy ears on top of Wei Ying’s head flick with a shudder of his shackled body.
It’s been so long, thirteen years in fact, since Wei Ying has last heard or seen of Lan Zhan. But Wei Ying could never once forget what he sounded like.
Or, When Wei Ying is sold off by the Jiangs to the Jins, Jin Guangshan arranges for him to be sold due to his fertility and species in one of his popular hybrid auctions. The appearance of a Lan dragon saves him, however Wei Ying learns that the Lans have an ulterior motive.
He accepts their proposition.
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05 Apr 2024
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The Ghost King and His Cherry Tree by Ren_rum
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
16 Dec 2023
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What if all Xie Lian wants is to be the thirty-fourth heavenly official to beg for Hua Cheng's mercy?
Or: The reason why Hua Cheng is canonically rough in bed but let's use cherries as a metaphor. Also known as Xie Lian wants Hua Cheng to absolutely wreck him because if anyone's gonna have a pain kink, it's Xie Lian.
What does that have to do with cherry trees? You'll have to read to find out.
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20 Dec 2023