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Something sinister is hiding amongst the locals of Pelican Town, Ferngill's number one beach-front summer destination. And at the height of tourist season, the locals -- along with the corporation all but running the town -- are desperate to keep the murders under wraps and the tourist money flowing. Without any semblance of a governing body interested in doing anything other than sweeping the murders under the rug, it's up to reporter-turned-private-eye-turned-farmer Joey Clare to figure out whodunit, and, most importantly, why.
But killer fish, murderous polycules, apathetic politicians, and not just one, but two past flings are not going to make it an easy endeavor for her. This was supposed to just be a move into the quiet countryside, damnit.
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Sebastian's bike rides look a little different with Sam in his life. He reflects on that change.
[written for day 7 of Sambastian Week 2026: Midnight Ride]
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if i cross the line by planetary_no
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
07 Jun 2026
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Jack is an assassin. A good one, at that. After a robbery-gone-wrong that took the life of his little sister eleven years prior, Jack is out for revenge, taking odd jobs as he searches. Things had been stable, profitable, ever since he joined a group of mercenaries, nicknamed the Guardians. It was through a job from them that Jack first ran into Hiccup, a welder who kept seeming to show up at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Hiccup was just trying to live a quiet life. He had a good job and good friends and an apartment and a cat. All of that went up in flames after meeting a strange man with white-gray hair and a gun at his hip, when Hiccup saw things he definitely shouldn’t have.
Now, they have a dead CEO, a job gone wrong, two blocks of C4, a lead in a decade long cold case, and a change of heart from the Guardians. Hiccup and Jack find themselves in more danger than ever, forced to depend on each other if they want to walk away with their lives - or, at the very least, closure.
But just how far are they willing to go? And what will happen when they're forced to cross that line?
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"Well, farmer?" he drawled. "What do you say? Would you like to play my game?"
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The farmer has reached perfection. But what is there to do after one reaches the top, besides start back at the bottom?
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It's Abigail's birthday! If only Ryan knew what to get her...
[pre-smps. can be read as a standalone]
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and i hope you know you're still my patron saint by planetary_no
Fandom Stardew Valley (Video Game)
30 May 2026
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A collection of fics within the still my patron saint universe. The first work in the series is the main work. All works can be read independently of each other.
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when the day met the night by planetary_no
Fandom How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
05 Jul 2025
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Hold On Tight and Don't Look Back by empressofthewind
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
11 Jun 2026
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Sam finds a box of keepsakes from an old relationship, long forgotten in a corner of his room.
The box was forgotten, anyway. Not the relationship. He couldn't forget Sebastian if he tried.
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Bookmarked by planetary_no
06 Jun 2026
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northern attitude but better.
Pelican Town was never a place for her. But when her grandfather passes away, Deidre 'Duck' O'Connor is forced to set foot in the small valley which raised her and her sister, for better or for worse.
She's tempted to run.
As always, any questions about the series can be directed to my tumblr, @orbduck!
juniper belongs to @quinn_elena
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Aster knew from the moment he set eyes on Jack Overland-Frost that the blighter was going to be a thorn in his side. All Jack could think when he first met E. Aster Bunnymund was, holy fuck, this guy’s gorgeous.
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Somewhere deep in the cascades, 2007, Stardew Valley chugs along its predictable routine. The arrival of two brothers shakes things up in Pelican Town, for better or worse. Despite all signs pointing toward it being a pretty bad idea, Sebastian takes a liking to the mute one, who is definitely not normal, and they both have a lot of baggage to deal with. Sam really throws a wrench in things when he finds himself swept away by his own emotions. The other farmer seems polite... A bit saccharine, if you ask Shane. Everyone better get their shit together right quick, before their enemies figure out where they've gone off to.
(A POV switching cryptid mystery where everyone is gay and crazy, with a lot of 2000s music references and art (that I draw myself for practice) and a bit of loose watcher lore inspiration)
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Built for a vocation he was no longer fit for and riddled with survivors' guilt, small town life just wasn't enough for Kent. But, when had it been? He never chose to have a kid at seventeen, to get married so young. It all just happened to him. Everything had ground to a halt, leaving Kent with only his aches, scars, and memories as souvenirs. So now what?
A chance encounter with a man the same age as his son sends Kent's mind into a tailspin. There's something about him, something worth chasing. Kent will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of it, even if it means destroying the very peace he went to war for in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon