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    “Well, it’s settled.” Beomgyu leans forward, his smile blooming into a full-fledged grin. “Of course I’ll help you, Taehyun. After all,” he clutches his heart dramatically, hand over chest, “who am I to deny true love? I’ll make sure you’re the best boyfriend that guy has ever come across.”

    (Or: in order to win over his crush, Taehyun asks Beomgyu to teach him how to date. This can't end well.)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Beomgyu watched Soobin pull a list out of his pocket, an impending sense of doom making the hairs stand up on the back of his neck. He did not like the look of Yeonjun’s smile right now.
    “This is Top Ten Beomgyu Simping Fails, by me and Yeonjun hyung,” Soobin announced to the room. “Ranked in order of least to most embarrassing.”
    Kai’s laugh was so high and loud that it felt like it was shattering Beomgyu’s eardrums, but he could hardly hear it. It was as though his brain had simply stopped processing anything beyond when the words “Beomgyu Simping Fails” left Soobin’s mouth.
    “Simping? For who?”
    Beomgyu’s knees gave out, and he dropped to the floor with a resounding thud. Taehyun. Smart, funny, hot, and stupidly oblivious Taehyun.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Confused and mildly concerned by the amount of yelling that was currently happening in the living room, Soobin pulled off his headphones with a frown. It sounded like Beomgyu’s voice, which wasn’t all that unusual. Kai’s high-pitch squeals joined the mix, followed by the front door slamming. Soobin heard something about “the neighbors” before he finally decided to venture out from his bedroom.
    Beomgyu was standing on the couch in the middle of the living room, holding up a single piece of paper in front of him like something from The Lion King. Kai, his partner in chaos, was staring up at him in rapture, like that piece of paper held the secrets of the universe. Taehyun, Soobin’s only semi-responsible roommate, was making sure that the front door was fully closed to prevent any potential noise complaints.

    “Uh,” Soobin said, interrupting the hush that had fallen over the room when he emerged. “What’s going on? Is everything okay?”
    “I finally found it,” Beomgyu answered cryptically, jumping down off of the sofa. It made an ominous squeaking noise. “Yeonjun hyung's hookup tier list.”

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “This is my second to last card,” Taehyun said as he started reading what was written “Let’s see. Beomgyu, Describe extensively our last sexual encounter— Oh no.”

    “Oh yes!” Beomgyu clapped his hands in excitement, “That sounds fun.”

    “Won’t be fun to edit, though.” Kai grumbled.

    “You’re the one who chose the question from our subscribers, Kai!” Taehyun hissed, “And you,” he glared at Beomgyu, “You better drink right the fuck now.” He didn’t even wait and poured Rum in Beomgyu’s shot glass, ignoring Beomgyu’s whining.

    “But Hyunnie! It’s fun. We’re the fun couple!”

    “I’m not fun. You’re crazy. Drink.” He practically force-fed the shot alcohol in Beomgyu’s mouth, trying to reign down the satisfying feeling that overtook him when Beomgyu just automatically opened his mouth to drink what Taehyun gave him.

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    (AU) It's now Taehyun and Beomgyu's turn to feature in their latest YouTube video "Couple Play Truth Or Drink | Part 2 - Beomgyu & Taehyun" *Cute & Chaotic Edition*

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    "What?" the whole room said at the same time.

    Yeah, that reaction sounded about right.

    “Nothing.”

    “No, not nothing!” Beomgyu said, “We need the tea!”

    “There’s no tea!” Yeonjun hissed as he looked at Soobin’s round eyes staring at him in disbelief and embarrassment. Beomgyu and Taehyun looked at him sternly, not believing any of it. Kai was still screeching to octaves that only some animals could hear.

    God, why hadn't he just taken the tequila shot and called it a day?

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    (AU) Taehyun, Kai and Beomgyu asked for their best friends to feature in their last new video "Couple plays Truth or Drink | Part 1 - Yeonjun & Soobin" *Cute Edition*

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