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“Shh! Shhh-ut the fuck up” His cheeks and tips of his ears practically burning red.
Vi wasn’t too far off on catching on either, a smug look coming to her lips
“Damn Cait, didn’t pick pretty boy here to be a the sugary baby type” she joked before giving Jayce a little insight “that’s Viktor Novak, he's a bit of a regular here, some hot shot professor at the academy”
At that, Jayce's interest peaked further.
A professor huh?Wait- no, that was not the part of Vi’s sentence he should be focusing on.
“Sugar- I am not a Sugar Baby”
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And Just Like The Rain (You Cast The Dust Into Nothing) by pitifulboi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Sep 2024
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His eyes had to adjust for a moment before he saw the blood.
Real blood.
The scent hit him second, the copper smell burning into his nostrils like a thick plume of smoke.
His claws were in someone’s chest.
No, not just someone, Wade.
And Wade's eyes were closed. He was unmoving.Or-
Logan has nightmares, and forgets Wade can’t die.
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So many things that I would do if I had my way with you by pitifulboi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Aug 2024
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“Fucking watch it Wade”
And Wade just had to test him didn’t he?
“Or fucking what? It’s not like you’d fuck me, so I don’t see what your problem is-”
Wade’s words were cut short as Logan stormed over to him, backing him up against the wall and slamming a fist over Wade’s head
“Oh you’d fucking like that wouldn’t you Bub?“
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Logan and Wade finally relieve some… tension together
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The Only Thing That I Ask, Love Me Mercilessly by pitifulboi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Aug 2024
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Once Wade was settled into bed, with Mary Puppins curled up to his side, he let out a deep sigh.
Living with one Logan Howlett, was either going to be the death of him, or his dick, whichever came first. Either way, both of their lives were about to get a whole lot more interesting.
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A desperate Wade Wilson finds himself a single dad named Logan Howlett to be his new roommate.
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Baby Girl by pitifulboi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
04 Jul 2023
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“How’s that feel Raj’? Not outta place or anything?”
“Feels good man! You know you're getting pretty good at fixin’ me up, hell maybe even as good as our medics!” mirage stated, taking a moment to shift into his cybertronian form, stretching out his joints, letting out a much too casual and perky “Thanks for the repair baby girl”
“Woah- what did you jus- what did you just say?”
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Mirage doesn't understand human pet names all that well.
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Slowly but Also Like All at Once by putaposyinyourhair
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, Transformers (Bay Movies)
06 May 2025
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"Any sign of Knuckles?”
He huffs out a soft breath of air, mentally cycling through the answers that are starting to feel almost programmed by this point.
Kris, he ain’t coming back.
Kris, he’s gone, man.
Kris, stop asking me shit I don’t have the answers to, dude.
Instead he goes with something a little more sensitive.
“Negative.”
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13 Jul 2023
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THREAD: Advice - Interface Dream About Best Friend?? by auri_mynonys
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
17 Jul 2023
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Megatronus learns that Orion Pax has been having erotic dreams about him via a poorly-disguised anonymous post in a dream interpretation forum.
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I Can Fix It by cyberrstarz
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers : Rise Of The Beasts
18 Jul 2023
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Noah has gotten quite protective over Mirage after the incident with Scurge and it's slowly pushing him away, and Mirage is in denial about his feelings towards Noah and can't decide if his flirting is actually a joke or not.
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19 Jun 2023