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    Deadpool starts to hear Spider-Man’s voice in his head.

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    Peter brings Deadpool as his plus one to a party and tries to convince himself that it’s for the general safety of the public and not because Peter is a friendless loser. One thing leads to another, and in the end, somebody is probably Cinderella.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?

    “Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”

    Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”

    “Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”

    Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?

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