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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

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    After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    16 Jun 2026

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    married in vagas fic

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    Grace is repulsive.
    Grace is disgusting.
    Grace is a creeping horror made manifest.
    And Rocky wants Grace so badly it makes him look stupid.

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    22 May 2026

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    It's normal for soulmates to hear each other's thoughts but different partners come into this ability at different times and experience different ranges of capability. Louis starts hearing his soulmate during his second year at Cherryton and realises, annoyingly, they're a male carnivore.

    But, hey, at least they're not Bill.

    (Works through season 1, finishes in line with the anime finale. Minor spoilers for later arcs)

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    06 Dec 2023

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    Silence fell over the cabin once more, as Jacob stared at the glowing dots which were the other man’s eyes. “You know what? From now on, you’re not a vampire. Only Carlisle is allowed to call himself a vampire. You’re a hamster.”

    This time, the silence was filled with confusion, until Edward finally managed to respond: “a...hamster.”

    “Yep.”

    “...Why a hamster.”

    “Cause you’re stuck like a damned hamster, running around in your wheel of repetition, and knowing nothing of the world. Until you have proven otherwise, you are a hamster.”
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    Jacob Black transfers schools, only to find himself in the midst of vampire drama, stupid behaviours and desperate people. Also, maybe-... Maybe vampires aren't all as bad as he had been taught to think.

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    Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.

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    28 Feb 2023

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