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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    When things get hot and heavy between Alistair and the Warden, he has to confess the truth -- that he's never been with any woman before. I wanted to write Alistair's first time as he stumbles through overcoming his anxieties and fears about forging the moaning statue. It starts as if the Warden never asked Alistair if he was a virgin and he has to confess the fact. The next chapter will be all the explicit fun stuff.

    If you can spot the needless DC reference, I'll give you a Golden Superman.

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    "Look champ," Oghren clasps him on the back. "Women aren't as complicated as you think. And that one –" He motions across the camp to where Breynna's sitting. "That one is practically gift wrapped and waiting on your doorstep for ya. Or, your tent-step as it may be. And Ol' Oghren's gonna help you get her."

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    26 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Summer Cousland has been secretly in love with Alistair for months and has done a great job hiding it.

    Unfortunately, some sex pollen is about to drag all her inconvenient feelings out into the open.

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    05 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    The Inquisitor touches everyone. Her hand on Sera's knee, her hip against Dorian's side, her fingers digging into Cassandra's shoulder until the Seeker almost smiles. She has a different laugh for each of them, and Bull has catalogued every single one from thirty feet back.

    He doesn't have one. She's never laughed for him, never crossed his doorway, and never once looked at his mouth, which, if you know what to look for, tells you everything.

    Eight feet. That's the distance she keeps. Nine months of it. Bull has a lot of theories about why. He's running out of the ones that don't keep him up at night.

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    03 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Evelyn Trevelyan runs a four-hour war table session without cracking. She infiltrates the Iron Bull's quarters, steals his shirt, and falls asleep in his bed like a woman with no survival instincts whatsoever. Bull has notes:

    "You don't decide when I touch you tonight. You don't decide where. You don't decide how hard. You just lie there in my shirt and take what I give you."

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    03 Mar 2026