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Daniel is half-drunk and, as he is most of the time, unpleasant. These are important facts. The other important facts are as follows: Daniel is three years away from sixty. Daniel’s second marriage officially ended seven months ago, though she moved out two years ago. The divorce took a long time because he was dragging his feet on signing the papers. He doesn’t know why he dragged his feet for a whole fourteen-and-a-half months. He told his wife and her lawyers and his lawyers it was because he was too bogged down in preparing this memoir to give a shit about some paperwork. He is so fucking tired of getting divorced. He’s decided, officially, that he’s not ever going to get married again, even if it means he doesn’t get laid for the rest of his life. If needs must, he’ll buy a fleshlight.
_____New York, 2010. Daniel celebrates the release of his memoir with an old friend.
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- Part 1 of daylight savings won't fix this mess
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12 Jun 2026
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forever's gonna start tonight by trinityofone
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
07 Jul 2024
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I’ve lost my mind, Daniel thinks, still lavishing kisses to the chest of the creature that killed him. He says the next part out loud: “I fucking hate you. And you hate me. So something is making us do this.”
“I don’t hate you,” Armand pants. “You mean nothing to me. Don't stop.”
(Is It Vampire Pon Farr or Are We Fucking Soulmates?: The Daniel and Armand Story.)
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10 Jun 2026
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to make tenderness a cleaving cut by earwen_neruda
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Oct 2024
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Thus spoke the only fledging the vampire Armand will ever sire, after two years of premeditated severance:
“I have it on good authority that if you kill me now, Louis will send you flowers.”
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10 Jun 2026
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I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. by cannibalenthusiast
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
27 Aug 2024
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“Did we call each other boyfriend? Surely not. Sounds weird even saying out loud.”
“You were my beloved,” Armand says. “My lover. My boy.”
“Your human pet. Your mortal fool. I get it,” Daniel says, not neglecting to notice his use of the past tense. “You want to go see a movie?”
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- Part 3 of daylight savings won't fix this mess
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09 Jun 2026
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You, Soft and Only by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2019
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He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
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14 May 2026