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Bruce Wayne finding himself at the front and centre of a public scandal is nothing new.
Falling from a building and being scooped up by The Batman like a damsel in distress, however, is very new.
To help cope with the never-ending demands for information on the ever illusive Batman, Bruce hires quiet, calm, unsuspecting reporter Clark Kent to help set the record straight.
How was Bruce to know his plan would backfire so spectacularly?
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When Regulus finally attends Hogwarts in his fifth year after being homeschooled, he finally meets his brother's precious friends. The golden boy with sunshine shot through his veins, and the selene child with threads of silk carved through his moonlight skin. What he didn't expect was how uproariously they would capture his heart.
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As Copia roams the lonely halls of the Ministry he comes across a haunting portrait of his late brothers, overcome with memories he finds some small comfort in his newest brother's arrival.
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Or! Where Copia meets his new twin for the first time.
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stray dogs snapping at exposed necks. by philmphobia
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Both Kylo Ren and General Armitage Hux knew what they were. The knowledge that they were expendable subordinates forever licked at their heels. It made them volatile, rash. It made them bitter, especially with each other.
The Supreme Leader watched their petty rivalry with the smugness of a prophet. This was unfolding all too well. As long as those idiots were at each other’s throats, Snoke could rely on them not to overthrow him. So long as they were blinded by their hatred for each other, neither of them would realise it was him pulling the strings. So long as they craved Snoke’s approval, they wouldn't dare defy him. It was almost too perfect.
Until they started bonding.
No one on Starkiller Base saw that one coming.
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or, what really happened in rome.
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‘Dick makes his way over to the stairs, glancing around furtively to make sure no one notices Arthur coming up with him, and doesn’t even register Jason coming down the stairs towards them until he’s right on top of them.
“What are you doing?” he asks and Dick jumps about a mile in the air. So much for not looking guilty.’
Dick trusts too easily, so Jason has to have his little brother’s back.
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20 Jul 2026
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“y’know you’re a bit touchy when you’re drunk.” patrick comments, grinning a little too wide as he nods at Art’s hands, now thumbing at the hems of his shorts.
he puffs out a breath of smoke. “yea, and you’re a bit touchy when you’re sober.”
or: what really happened at the mark reballato tennis academy
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27 Jun 2026
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Again and again, Patrick almost makes Art lose his self control. Eventually, something's bound to give.
An exploration of Art and Patrick's messy, confusing relationship, over several years.
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26 Jun 2026
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It was a blended family by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Anne Rice's Talamasca: The Secret Order (TV 2025)
30 Nov 2025
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“Wow…” he breathes.
He moves the spoon, tilts it just a fraction, and watches in aeons-slow motion as the light glides through it, like liquid or some secret, fourth state of matter. No, fifth. Plasma is a thing. Is this plasma?
“No, babydoll, it’s not plasma,” Jasper replies with a wry smile, and oh, Guy must still be talking.
Armand gives a curt little sigh.
“Well, this is a horrifying glimpse into what could have been,” he says in a voice like polished glass, then looks at Molloy. “I was right not to turn you in the ‘70s, feel free to officially admit this at any time.”
“Jesus, he’s gonna be fine, it’s a temporary high!” Jasper groans, throwing his head back, then lifts it again to look at Armand. “It’s already fading, on night one he was so loaded he couldn’t walk straight. Trust me, I know what I’m doing. Not like I was a virgin when I did him. No offence.”
Or: Jasper brings a freshly turned (and high as a kite) Guy to Night Island to ask for Armand's help with the Talamasca; meanwhile, Daniel continues to live in a telenovela...Bookmarked by philmphobia
11 Jun 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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