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Attenzione, Min Yoongi! by urlocalborabot (pffffft_no)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jul 2023
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Yoongi's just trying to make ends meet, Jin has nothing better to do on the weekends and he's still mad about his favorite wallet being stolen. Fate has them crossing paths in the unlikeliest of ways.
A very short, totally unserious enemies to lovers.
(inspired by the "attenzione pickpocket!!" lady in italy <3 what an icon.) -
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Yoongi designs and builds beautiful display nests at his furniture store job. It's not exactly where he thought he'd be, but something has to pay the bills. So what if them being taken down each reset makes him feel like part of his soul is splintering a little bit? It's probably fine. They aren't even really his nests. It's definitely fine. Nothing to worry about.
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This close, Benoit can see the drying salt under Jud's eyes, which are still trained on Martha.
"Hey, Father." Benoit starts, "You with me?"
Those long eyelashes flutter just slightly. Jud hums, distant and scraping, but it's enough.
"Good. Why don't we let these kind folks get Miss Delacroix on where she needs to go, hm? I think you're both overdue for some rest."---
Or, Benoit finds himself the only one available to ensure Jud Duplenticy survives the wreckage of Holy Week.
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11 May 2026
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screaming crying throwing up
:headinhands:
[Perhaps this is one of those moments he doesn't quite know how to reconcile with.]
[Perhaps there were people who would have taken her in with open arms, where she was not asked to fortify herself over and over against the people that were meant to love her. ] FUCK
[And maybe it's not hate, not really. Maybe it's anger. Maybe it's despair. Maybe it's doubt.] yeah, man. yeah.
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“So,” Namjoon started, his voice trembling slightly. “You’re, uh— human?”
Yoongi nodded a bit dumbly. “Yeah? Of course I am. What did you think I was?”
“A vampire,” Jimin said plainly, eyes examining Yoongi thoroughly, making the elder feel as though he were under a microscope.
The elder couldn’t stop the loud bubble of laughter from escaping his mouth. “A vampire?” he asked, nearly folding himself in half in his mirth if it hadn’t been for his puppy leeches on either side of him holding him up. “How did you even come up with that conclusion? I— you guys— I ate garlic parmesan last week!”
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Yoongi moves in with a bunch of supernaturals and misunderstandings are had.
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07 Jun 2026
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The nightwalker chuckled, steering Jungkook under an awning devoid of other people. “First time in the Red Lights District?” he asked, not waiting for a response before continuing on. “You look like you’re selling, little birdy. I’ll give you 60,000 won for a meal. You smell fucking delicious.”
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In a dystopian future where vampires rule the planet, human Jungkook is just trying to survive.
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Jungkook has a crush.
“I think at this point it’s more of an obsession.” Yoongi comments from where he is sleeping face-down on the couch.
Jungkook pulls his nose out of Namjoon’s sweater and glares at his older brother. “No. It’s an innocent crush.” The omega pulls the said sweater closer to himself and sniffs it some more.
(or: Jungkook doesnt give a fuck about tradition, he will court Namjoon one way or another)
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06 Jun 2026
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Namjoon tries to appear harmless, palms held up and open so that the omega before him can see that he is weaponless. He tries to keep his scent calm and barely there, sure that him signaling his own alpha-ness will only make the situation worse. Because no matter how much of an alpha he is, and no matter how long he has already survived this current zombie-infested world they are living in now, Namjoon doesn’t even entertain the idea of being able to survive having his throat cut open, or pierced through, by a knife’s blade.
The omega holding the blade steadily by his neck seems to think the same, as he bares his teeth and hisses.
(or: it's weird to see an omega all on their own in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and Namjoon wants to help)