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    "Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
    The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
    "I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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    Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    “You’re quite sure this is what you want?”

    Martin asks Jon to use his ability on him, with porny consequences.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Martin is the proprietor and manager of a very discrete and fairly exclusive brothel situated between Belgravia and Chelsea. Blackwood House excels at special requests and pleasing any client.

    Except for Jon, who probably has never been pleased a day in his entire life.

    Despite that, he still comes back. It eventually begs the question: how do you solve a problem like Jon Sims?

    25/9/2020: now with epilogue

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Sailors call them watermarks. A gift from the sea, a name or symbol written on your chest, meant to guide you to your own true love.

    But Stede Bonnet's mark doesn't look like anything at all. Not really. And it certainly doesn't look like 'Edward' or 'Teach' or 'Blackbeard' or a black beard and that's fine. Completely fine.

    Ed's absolutely fine with it.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    "How are you doing that?" Stanford asked, halfway between disturbed and fascinated.

    "Duh? Nightmare dimension? Get with the pruh-program, asshole."

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    21 Feb 2026