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“I have an idea. How to solve all of the problems. Mine, yours, all of them!"
“You do?”
“It is a good plan. A very good plan. I will solve all our problems. But…”
“But?”
“You are going to hate it."
“Katara, what is this despicable, all-solving plan of yours?”
“We need to get married.”
Zutara- Fake/arranged marriage AU
When the responsibility of ruling the Fire Nation and filling the void the Avatar left behind almost overwhelms Zuko and Katara, they turn to each other for support and devise a plan to fool the whole world, even if it means lying to everyone, even each other, even themselves.
After all, what is the worst thing that could happen?
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05 Jun 2026
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When Homelander saved Rose Baker, she never thought she'd see him again. Until Homelander decides to tell the world they're dating and she is quickly flung into his world of corruption and violence, with no chance of escape.
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25 May 2026
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"But, I'm curious. What did you give her?"
"A little respect, Stan. Something you should have given me." -- Homelander to Stan Edgar, S3E4
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When Ashley can't take the heat, Edgar hires you, a well-reputed talent manager with a Master's in psychology, to deal with the daily affairs of The Seven--and for once, Homelander agrees with his decision.
(A retelling of The Boys from S2 onward; canon-divergent, but will also include some elements of the comics).
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21 May 2026
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You had intended to give the candy as a simple gesture of kindness. However, once you’ve caught Homelander’s attention, fading back into obscurity is no longer an option
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21 May 2026
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ASSET PRESERVATION PROTOCOL - SUBJECT 'JOHN' by xenomorphillic
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019), The Boys (Comics)
04 Jun 2026
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Vought scientists built a kill-switch into Homelander with the most state-of-the-art brainwashing techniques ever seen. And the best part? He doesn't even know it. Unfortunately, the files with the activation code were lost over time, leaving an invincible killing machine unchecked and unleashing him on the world. Not even Stan Edgar has the ability to control him.
When Ashley Barrett stumbles across the folder while digitizing classified documents and certainly not snooping, she figures, 'what possible harm could a beige folder do to a god?' She writes it off as pseudoscience while at the same time memorizing the activation phrase 'just in case'.
She never expected to have to use it. Not until now.
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21 May 2026