pastaslt
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- Friends (TV) (11)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (1)
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Ross' wedding has left Monica with so much anxiety leading up to his big day.
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"You would think she would love me none the less, maybe she does. It’s just that she could show it more."
Basically run-through of Ron's Hogwarts (life) experience and the complicated relationship he has with his mother.
I don't own any of the characters. They're all JKR's. -
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Joey has an audition in which he has to kiss a man. He tries everything to get more comfortable with it.
Things spiral from there...
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- Part 1 of The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding
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Chandler really 'clicks' with a girl and despite a slight hiccup, they decide to meet.
When Janice shows up, Chandler decides he has to take this shot.
This must mean something, right?Only... things don't go as smoothly as planned
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- Part 2 of The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding
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The bullies in the coffeehouse threaten to beat up Ross and Chandler. When Joey proposes to just go with them Ross says that maybe getting beat up is just something every man has to go through once in their life.
Chandler subtly mentions that it’s not a party to get beaten up by guys bigger and stronger than you, especially when you can’t fight.
Joey can’t help but ask about it later that day.
(contains violence, not extremely explicit, but still)
please take care of yourself, and don't read if it makes you uncomfortable
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Joey has to kiss a guy to get more comfortable with it if he wants to get the part in a movie. He calls up some of his old girlfriends and (accidentally) gets invited to a threesome. What follows is a lot of self-discovery…
At the same time, Chandler really clicks with a girl he met online. They talk non-stop for a very long time before Chandler decides he wants to meet this girl. When Janice shows up Chandler figures he has to take this shot. Their lives have intertwined more than coincidentally seems possible. Surely the universe is on to something?
What if everything is not what it seems?
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u/firedad • 1h agoI (M33, Straight) Just Accidentally Discovered That My Best Friend (M33, Bisexual) of 7 Years is In Love With Me. By stalking his Grindr... What do I do?
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Or, Buck runs from his feelings realization by dating, and Eddie's jealousy leads him down a path of self-discovery.
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04 Mar 2025
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There’s a joke in here somewhere, probably. If he could figure out how to word it right. Hey, so we’ve both been broken up for a while—those Army days, man, shit gets lonely—
So, a widower walks into a bar, and he hasn’t been held by someone he loves in years.
So, the last time I was close to you, really close to you, I was restarting your heart. Isn’t that funny? We can laugh, right? You can laugh. It’s funny.
Jesus Christ.
Eddie rolls over in his empty bed, mashes his face back into his pillow, and forces himself to fall asleep.
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or: buck doesn’t touch eddie anymore. eddie’s losing it, a little bit.
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21 Oct 2024
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Sometimes a family is a mentally insane chatterbox without an off switch, a feral wolverine who’s a secret softie, the world’s most precious dog, and their moody adopted teenage daughter.
In which Deadpool and Wolverine save the world, and then some.
(Title based on ‘love tender in your chevrolet’ from Nothing Matters by TLDP)
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27 Aug 2024
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After Jamie has an inspirational dream, Roy decides to approach Keeley for a threesome.
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22 Oct 2023
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Jamie's been fighting himself every since he was little. It's been worth it up till now, he's always felt the need to stick it out and push forward. So it's no surprise to him when he can't find the strength to keep going.
a.k.a I hurt Jamie Tartt but with depression and self-harm to really round it out. 'tis the season.
"Perhaps that’s why it was so clear when it was his time to go. He’d always been an Icarus, flying too low or too high, letting the darkness nip at his heels and threaten to send him plummeting out of the sky. But he’d always straighten his course out. Always fall back into the regular, stable tension that kept him alive.
He wasn’t going anywhere this time. He tries to pull himself out of it, he really does. He drags metal across his legs to try and bleed the apathy out of him but it just won’t leave. He knows when he’s been beat. He’s fucking exhausted."
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22 Oct 2023