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"I loved you," Clark whispered. His voice cracked. "I always loved you. I loved you as much as I was allowed to."
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Bruce solves crimes. Clark writes novels about it. This is that story.
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Because xenolinguistics means you get to choose what to do with your tongue.
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- Part 7 of batlantern works
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It's the same old story.
Hal wakes up the next morning and insists, “I wasn't that high last night,” and Barry arched an eyebrow, and says, “Pal. You were so doped up you asked Bruce if he was single, and then stormed out of the room when he said he wasn't.”
Except then Hal says, “Bruce is seeing someone?” in that hoarse, shivering scrape of a voice, like he's taken a knife to the gut, and you know what—
This is nothing like that story at all.
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- Part 6 of batlantern works
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This fic was mostly an excuse for me to smush together my three favourite tropes in DC fics — the League discovering yet another one of Bruce Wayne's astonishingly sexy photoshoots and collectively losing their goddamn minds, steamy locker room sex, and Bruce being forced to deal with his crippling fear of intimacy because he's sort of gone and fallen desperately in love with Hal Jordan.
So it's a little cracky, and a little angsty, and a lot smutty, but I think I managed to make it all work. 😌💖
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- Part 5 of batlantern works
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He's doing okay, all things considered.
But some days are harder than others.Series
- Part 9 of superbat works
- Part 5 of Author's Favourites
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A Princely Sum by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Jul 2020
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Everybody knows the going rate for dragon-slaying is, you get half the kingdom and the king’s
daughter’sson’s hand in marriage.Well, apparently, everybody except Geralt.
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- Part 5 of witcher works
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so long lives this by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 May 2020
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"Ugh, I hate witches."
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and when your eyes catch mine by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Apr 2020
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“So,” Jaskier squeaks the next morning, “is that a sword, or are you just happy to—”
“It’s a sword,” Geralt growls.
Jaskier stays under the covers, knees tucked practically under his chin, from where he can see both of Geralt’s swords in their scabbards, at the other end of the room, lying on the rug by the fireplace.
Interesting, he thinks, trying not to hyperventilate.
(or, five times geralt and jaskier end up sleeping together - in the least fun possible sense of the word, and then one time it was — different.)
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can you play me a memory? by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Mar 2020
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Ciri meets Jaskier when she's nine. It's all downhill from there.Series
- Part 4 of witcher works
- Part 4 of Author's Favourites
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i'll crawl home to you by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Jan 2020
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for the prompt: Jaskier gets into so much trouble he fakes his death and Geralt is going insane until he accidentally finds him bathing in a stream somewhere?
Geralt reaches Tiora in just enough time to watch Jaskier die.
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- Part 3 of witcher works
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i'm a slave 4 u by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Jan 2020
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“Calling me a bloody eunuch the last time wasn’t enough?!” Jaskier rants, trailing after Geralt into the cold night. “You had to— You had to—”
“I’m sorry,” Geralt sneers. “The next time you sleep with some idiot lord’s wife, I’ll just let him run you through with his sword, shall I?”
“You could have said anything!” Jaskier shrills at him. “Did you have to tell him that— That I was—”
“My Nilfgaardian love slave?” Geralt prompts helpfully.
“THAT!”
And Jaskier watches, transfixed, as a slow dirty smile curls up the side of Geralt’s mouth. “What? You don’t think you’d like it?”
(or, five times geralt and jaskier had to pretend to be in, like, a violently sexual relationship, and one time... well.)
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- Part 2 of witcher works
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this one is mine by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Jan 2020
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“I’m not always going to be around to pull your pasty ass out of the fire—”
“Aha!” Jaskier crowed, triumphant. “So you have been looking!”
Geralt’s face got, if it was possible, even stonier, as he continued, “—so you need to learn how to defend yourself.”
(Or, Geralt tries to teach Jaskier how to fight. And it’s all very gay, almost at once. 👌🏽😩)
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- Part 1 of witcher works
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[POST-TLJ, follows through the events of TROS.]
The bunk is narrow, and neither Finn nor Poe are built what you might call a conservative scale. They survey the space critically.
“Well,” Finn says.
“This is going to be interesting,” Poe agrees. “Do you know any handy ways to break the laws of physics?”
“We could cuddle?” Finn suggests.
Ah. That works.
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i took the road less traveled by by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Nov 2019
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In which Tony builds a crystal ball, sets perfectly innocent chairs on fire, escapes clinics — and falls in love in a dream.
“What do you think?” Steve asks him, when he's done, fidgeting with the flag lapel pin nervously. Tony bats his hands away and then surveys him, swallowing.
“How late do you think we can be to the party?” Tony asks, lightly tamping down the edge of Steve’s collar. His voice has dropped a little, and his pants feel tight.
Steve grins. “Oh no you don’t,” he says, and kisses Tony again, one of those fond, quick kisses, like sips of honey, and Tony’s fast, he’s got lightning reflexes, dammit, and he snags Steve’s tie before he can pull away.
And Steve— melts. Curls around Tony, big hands sneaking up underneath his tux jacket, practically dipping him over with his kisses, soft and yearning and unbearable, every second in the dimness of this hidden space, like sugar-sweet icicles are coring into his chest.
Not real, not real, bleats the voice inside his head. This isn’t real. He isn’t real.
Neither are you, Tony retorts, and hauls Steve closer.
If this can only be in a dream, Tony will make it last a lifetime.
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- Part 4 of stevetony works
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“Is there such a thing as self-cockblocking?” he asked Bruce miserably one night. He could have been in bed with triplets tonight. Triplets.
Bruce glanced dryly at him. “Sure there is, buddy,” he said. “Though most of us just call it getting rejected.”
Tony flicked a spoon at his head.
“Ow,” Bruce deadpanned, but there was a smile hiding in his eyes. He liked it when Tony didn’t flinch around him, didn’t treat him like he was nuclear waste that needed to be trapped in a lead box and chucked into Mount Doom.
“Excuse you, I didn’t get rejected, Banner,” Tony sneered. “I’m sure you have no concept of it, but people actually want to fuck me a lot.”
“Narcissist. So you voluntarily didn’t sleep with… triplets?”
“Yeah.”
“Jeez, pal, why.”
Because Steve looked sad about it was a stupid answer, so Tony paused, thought about it, and then said, “Because Steve looked sad about it.” God in Heaven, what was wrong with his brain.
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- Part 3 of stevetony works
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the greater fool by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Oct 2019
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Tony tries to look away. He can feel a coil of cold sweat slowly unspooling down his back. But Steve is looking at him, with those pale, ice-chip blue eyes, and Tony is trapped, held under, drowning. There is a tremor working through his fingers, now, and it feels like fear and anger and bewilderment.
And that's why Tony asks the question. That's why Tony blurts it out.
“Why are you single?”
Steve cracks a smile. “Well, most men have a pretty hard time looking past the shield, actually—”
Was that a pun? For fuck’s sake. “I'm serious, Rogers.”
The smile dies. And Steve replies, “Because you never asked me out.”
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- Part 2 of stevetony works
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tell me you didn't mean to say i love you by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Jul 2019
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Bruce knows Clark better than he knows himself, and he knows about the goddamn ring.
(or, Bruce is an idiot who knows less than he thinks, Clark has a martyr complex the size of Texas, and none of this is Oliver’s fault, never mind what anyone says.)
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- Part 7 of superbat works
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give my new body a chance by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: Marvel, Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 May 2019
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“How many times can you…?” Tony asked, gesturing vaguely downwards.
“How many times can I what?” Steve blinked, glanced down, and then, “Oh.” His eyes were very wide. “I… A few times.”
“How many,” Tony demanded.
This was new, this thing between them, and Tony had… specific tastes. If Steve was going to be put off by it, well, best to let him express it now, before Tony got too invested.
A voice laughed in the back of his head. ‘Before you got too invested? Bit late for that, isn't it? You poor, fucking idiot.’
Tony shoved the voice away.
He had a lot of practice shoving the voice away.
“I don't know,” Steve retorted, on the edge of sharpness, as if he was the one sporting an erection hard enough to hammer nails. “I haven't tested the outer limits of how many times I can come in one night, Tony.”
“Well, then. Let's find out.”
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- Part 1 of stevetony works
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play nice ((baby, think twice)) by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: DCU, DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
08 Mar 2019
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Clark waited at the door--he hadn't been quiet. Bruce knew he was there. And when he turned around, Clark's jaw dropped. He was pale, grey shadows under his eyes, stubble making his face more gaunt, more sharply defined. Bloodshot eyes, a hard twist to his mouth.
“Jesus, Bruce.”
Bruce paused. Clark walked to him, cupped that beautiful face in his palms. He wanted to--cry, to walk away, to fall to his knees and beg for forgiveness.
I’m sorry, he wanted to beg. I'm sorry, I’m sorry, I’m--
“Tell me what I can do,” he said hoarsely instead. The glass of scotch thunked from Bruce’s fingers to the ground, liquor seeping into the carpet. “Bruce, please… Tell me what to do.”
Bruce leaned forward, dropped his forehead against Clark’s. His hands were tight on Clark’s hips, his grip trembling, holding fast. “Kiss me,” Bruce whispered. “Just kiss me.”
So he did.
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aka, your standard DCEU Batman-hunts-Superman-while-Bruce-falls-in-love-with-Clark fic, except with a specific, dark, Kryptonian twist.
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- Part 6 of superbat works