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- Dream SMP (2)
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none of it's real, we was just fakin' how to love (try to pretend, i wasn't missin' you at all) by orpheuspen
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
23 Mar 2026
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Lando missed Oscar, way more than reasonable for what was really just a friends-with-benefits situation. He misses him so much, in fact, that he doesn't try to stop Oscar from slipping down to his knees on their fight home from Bahrain, even when their team is awake a few rows down.
Or; Post Bahrain testing Landoscar airplane sex briefly interrupted by Zak Brown.
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Lance Sweets never intended to fall in love with anyone at work, and tried to keep his personal life separate. That all seems meaningless when a serial killer takes a liking to him.
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George falls in love with Dream, a highly wanted assassin across the globe. But, he has no idea Dream is wanted. He doesn't even know what his face looks like.
[STATUS: Incomplete, not being updated.]
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On a whim, Dream buys a plane ticket to George's house, not knowing George has feelings for him.
[STATUS: Incomplete. I DO NOT SUPPORT THEM ANYMORE.]
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A different series of events that follow 6x09 - The Doctor in the Photo
Rated M for swear-y bits and sparky bits.
COMPLETE
Bookmarked by orpheuspen
17 Jun 2026
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Mrs. Snow by Dorcasmeadowsstan
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins
13 Mar 2026
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What happens if Coriolanus catches Lucy Gray in the woods? What do their lives look like five years later? This story strives to answer these questions, and discover how one finds freedom from within a cage.
Bookmarked by orpheuspen
09 Jun 2026
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AU diverging from the finale of "The Corpse on the Canopy." Instead of fleeing, a wounded Pelant takes Sweets hostage, forcing Booth to let him escape. Now trapped alone with a genius who wants to break him psychologically, Sweets must use every tool in his profiler's arsenal to survive—while Booth and the team race to find him before it's too late.
A story about trauma, resilience, and the father-son bond that might just save them both.Series
- Part 1 of Baby Duck
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This was the part where he was supposed to walk away. Shut it all down. Delete the alt account, torch the Twitter, chuck the phone in the minibar freezer, and go take another cold shower. Again. But instead, he accepted the request. Like a complete idiot. Like he didn’t have the impulse control of a wet napkin.
Christ. He was definitely thinking with his dick. There was absolutely no way this was going to end well.
OR The only thing faster than Oscar on track is the speed at which he gets folded in half once Lando finds out his secret.
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- Part 1 of No One Noticed
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Bookmarked by orpheuspen
06 May 2026
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At twenty-five it turned into children’s shows he grew up on and blankets that were soft to the touch, one or two teddies spread around Lando's usually barren bed, and his thumb still firmly planted in his mouth when he went for a nap or simply to bed.
Bookmarked by orpheuspen
01 May 2026

