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    Shane and Ilya have a quiet night together when Ilya gets home after a night out at Monk's

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “It’s not something we’ve discussed too much,” Shane admits reluctantly. “I mean, I think we talked about it once or twice, after being around Hayden’s kids. But…I was afraid…I don’t know if you want…” His sentence falters and he presses a hand to his stomach, inhaling slowly like he’s trying to soothe more nausea.

    It takes Ilya’s brain a few moments to process, to catch up, to piece together this half-filled puzzle Shane’s laying out for him.

    “We talked about having babies,” Ilya supplies, arching an eyebrow, “are you trying to say we are…having a baby?”

    Shane sucks in another slow, controlled breath. “Um, yeah. That’s what I’m trying to say.”

    “You are pregnant?”

    Wincing, the shorter man nods. “Mhm.”

     

    -or, vignettes of shane's unexpected pregnancy-

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    26 May 2026

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    A missing tooth. A standard hockey emergency.

    When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist.

    Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.

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    25 May 2026

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    ”Pee-oh-vee, when bro puts his legs on my shoulders so I can drive every inch into him while he whimpers…” Shane reads out, looking back at Ilya incredulously. “Ilya, what the fuck?”

    “Funny, right?” Ilya chuckles, his reaction contrasting Shane’s disbelieving expression.

    OR: A 5+1 where Ilya has a burner TikTok account where he posts crazy ass gay sex scenarios with basketball game highlights in the background.

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    23 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    22 May 2026