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Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit.
Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship.
After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.
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20 Mar 2026
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Hatake waved his hand dismissively. “I’m sure it’s fine—”
Iruka finally snapped. “It’s illegible! Our cryptology department wouldn’t be able to read this! There are first-year pre-genin with better handwriting. No, there are nin-dogs with better handwriting. And where did the mud even come from? You were supposed to be in Sand!”
***5 times Iruka wanted to kill Kakashi at the mission desk + 1 time he kissed him instead***
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13 Mar 2026
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Talia brings Bane a gift in the form of fiery detective John Blake, intending to watch Bane break him -- but Bane likes John's spirit too much to try and quench it, and is too head-shy about sex to use him in the way Talia wants. Too bad John thinks he's a psychopath.
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- Part 1 of No Holds Barred
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12 Mar 2026
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John Blake is a cop for the galactic Colonies based on Gotham Planet. He's assigned the mission of acting as security on board a prison transport ship, relocating inmates from the notorious 'Pit' to a new prison complex known as the Fortress.
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11 Mar 2026
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Buffy AU. The story of a boy and his vampire.
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- Part 2 of The Vampires Who Drink Tea
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17 Jan 2026