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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of ejo + hr
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29 Jan 2026
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“You can cry when I knot you though, because it will be that good.” Ilya smirks, grinding against him with purpose.
Shane groans, keening his neck into the pillow at the mere thought of it. “You’d do that? For me?”
A deep hum reverberates between them. “I’d do a lot of things for you, Hollander.”
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aka Shane gets his heat early and someone refuses to stay away
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20 Jan 2026
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Any and all thoughts disappear from Hudson's mind completely once he sees Connor's ass, except perhaps, Holy shit, sit on my face. It's so fucking round. So spherical. So ample at the sides. His cheeks are like two globes perfectly encapsulating his crack. Hudson doesn't know or care what the fuck he just said in his mind, because, wow. What an ass.
He gets caught staring by none other than Bigger In Texas himself and his terribly smug smile.
“Picture would last longer,” Connor says in Ilya's accent.
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01 Jan 2026
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and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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20 Dec 2025
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“Let’s recap then- You admit that you and Charles Leclerc have been involved in a sexual relationship for the past two years. You describe this as a ‘long-term, exclusive, friends with benefits’ arrangement, in which you estimate you usually sleep with him at least twice a week. Oh, and in your own words, it’s 'complicated'. Does that cover everything you want to tell me Max?”
“Oh for fuck’s sake- yes, Gemma, that’s everything. Now will you please tell me what the fuck is going on?"
“I will, but I have one last question...When did you and Charles film the sex tape?”
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10 Nov 2025