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After the Great War, the Black family name was left tarnished because they sided with Tom Riddle. Walburga and Orion plan to marry Regulus off to the first available suitor from the winning side of the war in order to repair their reputation.
James Potter is a really good friend, and a bit of an idiot. And, more importantly, a war hero and Prince.
The last time they had seen each other was over eight years ago. James thought Regulus was a spoilt brat. Regulus thought James was a self absorbed prick.
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“Such a good cockslut for me. Fucking perfect little fuck toy, aren't you?" The words dripped out like sickly sweet honey, so so adoring for something so vile. Sirius’ stomach twisted with what he could only assume was more disgust, sinking into him so hard he felt like he was going to vomit.
Who the fuck talked like that? Was this some weird muggle thing? What did that even mean??Sirius accidentally walks in on Remus and overhears his dirty talk, sending him spiraling for reasons unknown. Until they are suddenly very, very known.
Aka Sirius finds out what bdsm is at the same time he realises he's in love with Moony, and both turn out very well for him.
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Sirius Black has been training his entire life to be one of the best figure skaters in the world. He was born and raised to be a perfect athlete, and heir. Sirius Black thinks all of that can burn in hell.
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Remus Lupin is a star hockey player, following in his father's footsteps. After a mistake nearly cost him everything, he's trying his hardest to keep his head down and not lose his scholarship. Remus Lupin thinks its nearly impossible to keep your head down when being forced to coach a rich boy out to piss off his parents.
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James Potter is trying desperately to keep the two Black heirs, his quiet teammate, and his coach happy, and graduate uni with decent grades. He would also like to win at hockey sometimes, but he'll take what he can get. James Potter thinks he deserves some sort of award.
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Regulus Black wants nothing more than to make his parents happy. He'd given up his favorite activities, fixed his brother's messes, and has sacrificed his entire life to be a good heir. Now his older brother is intentionally making life harder, and sending his annoying best friend to distract him. Regulus Black thinks James Potter is obnoxious, and his life would be much better as an only child. -
Of Lace and Leather by ohnoheshot for Sunfl0werBoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2023
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Regulus Black had tolerated the stares from a distance, even if he didn't understand them. He'd ignored the perfect, infuriating smile, and the way it was suddenly directed at him. He took all of it, and put it in the box in the back of his mind, only to be taken out when he felt like truly torturing himself.
But how was he meant to ignore James Potter interrupting every attempted hookup for an entire semester? It was absurd. So he didn't ignore it. He made a plan, and executed it (rather successfully.)
Even if he forgot to think about the possible consequences.or Regulus Black has a fat crush on James and acts up to get him to make the first move.
Loads of angst. Like a lot. But happy ending, of course.Fuck jkr
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'“The Losers Club sounds like a shit band name," Stan snorted, completely unaware of what a mistake this comment was.
“The Losers Club sounds like an awesome band name,” The look on Richie’s face made it clear he had an idea, probably a very stupid idea, forming in his devious little brain. 'Richie Tozier was a twenty-one year old internet sensation, only instead of comedy he was the lead guitar and singer in his band "The Losers Club."
Eddie Kapsbrak ran a podcast with his roommate, where he talked about all sorts of things.
They meet when Eddie makes an episode on Richie and Richie thinks it's so funny that he sends Eddie and his roommate tickets to his next show.This starts out in 2015, so be prepared for that mentally. Also this starts fairly early on, so you guys get to see them form the band and stuff.
slight NSFW warning as well as warnings for internalized homophobia and general IT issues (not the clown tho), I'll update if it becomes worse.
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Richie, still barely awake, feebly pushes himself up onto his elbows to watch while Eddie prepares himself. His mouth hangs open, partly from the shock of what he’s just woken up to and partly from how high he is.
“Oohmygod, baby, you’re so hot, holyshit- please use me, oh my god I love you so m-“
“I love you too. And I’m going to. Now shut up,” Eddie scolds with a slap across Richie’s cheek, smiling at the sleepy whimper he gets in return. He usually likes Richie’s nonsensical, lovestruck rambling during sex - but right now, he just wants him to stay still and be quiet. Which is normally impossible for Richie’s ADHD riddled brain to do… in any situation other than sex.
Richie and Eddie are college roommates. They’re madly in love and fuck.
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22 Jun 2026
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Sirius and Remus get paired together on a project. Remus is angry until he isn't.
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13 Apr 2026
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In hindsight, hitchhiking had definitely not been Sirius’ brightest idea. Hadn’t he always been warned that someone would want to take advantage of him? That something incredibly bad would happen? That he’d end up at the side of the road somewhere completely unknown?
Well, those people clearly hadn’t ever met Remus, the extremely hot and kind-hearted truck driver who’d picked Sirius up last night and then given him the ride of a lifetime.
So, fuck what anyone said. Hitchhiking was the best idea he’d had in his life.
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- Part 2 of Truckerverse
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13 Apr 2026
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Sticks and Stones by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jan 2021
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For all his anger, Katsuki knows when to slam on the brakes. He knows when the daily pain of using his quirk tips over into something dangerous, he knows when it’s time to regroup and restrategize, and he’s (slowly, painfully) learned how to accept help.
Meanwhile, Katsuki is convinced Deku doesn’t have brakes. It’s like someone took a fucking tricycle and hooked it up to a race car engine.
It infuriates him, it rattles him, it—it scares him. Which is the last goddamn thing Katsuki wants to feel when he’s consumed by the heat of battle, but of course that’s the only time Deku actually unleashes it.
Or it was, until today.
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This fic was created for the BKDK Unbirthday Party for prompt #NCW-0043: Izuku gets hit by a quirk that makes his personality explosive, so it's similar to Katsuki's. Turns out Katsuki gets turned on everytime Deku is mean towards him.
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12 Apr 2026
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Who knew that purple pervert had decent taste in friends? by tumbleweedchaser
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Dec 2019
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Bakugou attends a hero gala and is unsurprised to learn Mineta's date is a porn star.
What is surprising is that said 'date' is Midoriya Izuku.
The hero can't help but enjoy the actor's company.((Mineta appears for like five seconds in this story. Izuku is his friend, they aren't dating, Mineta is not involved past introducing Izuku to the heroes.))
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12 Apr 2026