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Spoilers for The Long Game. Post-Canon.
The start of Ottawa's season feels like a promise. Ilya finally has all the people he loves in one place, a team that can keep up with him, the whole world knows he and Shane love each other, and they have the sweetest, most perfect dog. So why is he so nervous about their first game against Montreal?
AKA Protective Ilya Rozanov momentarily forgets his husband is still the hockey prodigy he fell in love with at first freckle in Saskatchewan.
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- Part 1 of The Hartzyverse
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27 Jun 2026
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Meanwhile, in Milano Cortina... by sevenofsorrow
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Mar 2026
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ILYA: Tell Bretscher we have the condoms.
ILYA: €5 for one. €12 for three.
LUCA: 5??
ILYA: Swiss use Euros, yes?
ILYA: Don't tell me you use stupid currency too.
LUCA: ...
LUCA: We have Euros for Italy.
LUCA: Five seems like a lot?
ILYA: Tell him we have other customers. Take it or leave it.-
Ilya starts an underground condom ring at the 2026 Winter Olympics.
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16 Jun 2026
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The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:
Why do I want to eat my husband?
Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement
Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.
Wanting to squish and bite my husband
The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.
Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important
Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.
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Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.
(+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)
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15 Apr 2026
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Ilya pulled off with a wet pop, a thin trail of white fluid connecting his lips to Shane’s nipple. He looked up at Shane’s stunned, confused face and chuckled.
“The little one doesn’t even know his own biology,” he mused, before licking the droplet from the swollen tip. “Succubi produce when they are well-fed and thoroughly satisfied.”
Before Shane could process that, Ilya’s hands were everywhere again–two on his hips making him bounce on his cocks, two rubbing and pinching his milk-slick nipples.
(or, when newly turned succubus Shane sneaks into the open penthouse window, he realizes he's not the predator in this game)
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- Part 15 of Crashing out over Hollanov
- Part 1 of Monster/Demon Ilya
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28 Mar 2026
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i've been pushing for this for so long by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career
@CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done
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Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.
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22 Mar 2026