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    It starts with Buck getting a dog. Then, somehow, Eddie acquires a cat. At this point, Eddie's just waiting to see what animal Chris picks up off the side of the road next or something.

    Dedicated to my dog Riley. Miss you every day, buddy.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    "I'm gonna die," says Buck flatly.

    "Jesus Christ."

    "I'm gonna die and you don't even care."

    Eddie groans loudly and dramatically. "If you're that worried about it, just book a mammogram."

    "Uh, no way." Buck shakes her head definitively. "Have you seen those machines? I can't squish these!" She gestures loosely towards her chest. "They're precious cargo, my money makers!"

    Buck goes quiet for a moment, before her eyes light up how they do when she has a stupid ass idea. "You can check for me!"

    Eddie shakes her head. No, not a chance. Not a chance in hell is that happening.

    Buck is worried about a lump in her boob, and Eddie—the great friend she is—gives her a highly professional, medically necessary breast exam, against her better judgement.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    "But anyways, if your Dad ever hooks up with a doppelganger of your dead parents… well, good luck, Theo."
    Christopher hits the off button on his computer's webcam, saves the video, and crosses Doppelganger off his list.
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    Or Christopher makes Good Luck Charlie style advice videos for his new little brother. Eddie does NOT snoop.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “WHAT THE FUCK!?” the woman is shouting, shooting up onto her feet and grabbing her head. 

    Even the man being eaten by the bed jerks back in alarm when wetness splatters on his face, causing him to shiver. 

    “Buck!” Ravi shouts. 

    “DID HE JUST PISS EVERYWHERE!?” the woman screams. “WHY THE HELL DID HE JUST PISS EVERYWHERE!?”

    DAY THREE: Cryptic Pregnancy

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    There’s only one thing Christopher wants for Christmas. Naturally, Black Friday is the best time for Buck to get it.

     

    “Go through, go through, go through… Come on… You can do it… Yes!”

    Eddie was so endeared as Buck punched a fist in the air in celebration at whatever he managed to accomplish. There truly was no one else Eddie would want here with himself and Chris.

    “Buck?,” Eddie called gently, confused at what was going on.

    Buck jumped up, whipping around quickly, trying to turn off all of the screens.

    “Hi,” Buck cleared his throat, having squeaked out the greeting and tried again. “Hi Eddie.”

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    17 Jun 2026