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An Official Statement from The Office of The Minister for Magic
Minister Granger is excited to announce that she is expecting her first child, due June 21.
Undersecretary Parvati Patil will step in as Interim Minister for six weeks while Minister Granger takes a short period of maternity leave.
“I look forward to welcoming my little one, and acting as both Minister for Magic and mum. I plan to be fully contactable during my leave, and will resume all ministerial duties upon my return.”
The Minister will not be disclosing the identity of the child’s father at this time.
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23 Jun 2026
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
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11 May 2026
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When Draco stumbles upon a particularly nasty curse at work, Hermione's Friday evening plans suddenly go from a hot bath and a good book to staying late to help research a countercurse.
But Draco's ache only grows as the evening goes on. The pain and agony won't relent.
So Hermione offers to help him out. After all, it's what any good colleague would do.
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“I only meant, is there someone you could call? Someone you’re with, who could…”
Draco laughs. The sound is harsh. “If I were seeing someone, do you think I’d still be sitting here with you instead of buried deep inside her right now?”
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06 May 2026
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Now complete.
Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
This is a story about two lonely people trying to stitch the cosmos back together.
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27 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger is not supposed to be sharing a bed with Draco Malfoy, and Draco Malfoy is certainly not supposed to be cutting doors into Hogwarts walls. The truth of the matter is, that in eighth year: insomnia rules. They only need each other to get to sleep but when one sleepless night becomes an arrangement neither of them can explain, how long can it possibly last?
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26 Apr 2026