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Kinktober 2021 (Or: Oops, Almost All Henry Fics!) by notreallythatuseful
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
28 Dec 2021
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Kinktober's here baybeeee!!!
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It wasn’t like he cared if people were gay. It was just that he himself, Darryl Wilson nice to meet you, was just so very not gay that sometimes he… freaked out about not being gay? He shook his head and stopped thinking.
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Honestly it's just Darryl and Henry fucking and Darryl thinking it's hot when Henry says fuck,,, that's it
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“—your birthday?” Karlach claps him on the back. “You never said, Fangs!”
Had he said that out loud? No. But it seems the blasted tadpoles had other ideas.
If the rest of camp hadn’t heard him in his mind, then Karlach made sure they did.
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16 Jun 2026
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Post-S1. Shane wants to come without anyone touching him. Ilya wants to help.
Or: Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.
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23 May 2026
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“You can still wear,” Ilya said, his voice coaxing now. “For me,” he preempted, when Shane opened his mouth. “We both wear.”
Shane and Ilya roleplay sorority sisters. Wearing skirts.
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23 May 2026
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take me like you do in your dreams by cherryagust
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 May 2026
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They shouldn’t—they’ll never hear the end of it from the team—but it’s all Shane can think about.
He imagines what it would be like to look over at his husband while he strips out of his uniform, chest mottled purple and back lined with red. It would be gorgeous, Shane thinks, to see Ilya all scratched and bruised with marks made by his hands and mouth.
Some fucked up part of Shane also wants to know how their teammates would react, and wonders if they’d be shocked at just how vicious he and Ilya can be with each other given the chance.
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21 May 2026
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“Want me to go first?” He asks him, already crawling back to his spot on the bed, legs akimbo, one ankle near enough hanging off the edge of the mattress.
Ilya sits up on his elbows and swallows hard.
He’d fucked Shane plenty of ways in the lifetime they’d know each other: with his cock of course, his fingers, with his tongue, with a myriad of toys and more.
He’d fucked him with dildos bigger, more spectacular than this one. Ones that buzzed and whirred. Ones that Ilya could control from the pocket of his jacket if he wanted to.
Shane huffs, having started smearing the head with more lube, glistening in the dulled lamp light before he’s bringing it to the wide open space between his legs to circle at his already puffy hole.
Ilya must have been the greediest man in the world, because all those ways he’d had him and he still was here, wanting more.
or: shane and ilya indulge in a double ended dildo
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20 May 2026