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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Ardeth could tolerate the thousand and one quirks of her husband, his thousand and one problems, his constant mischief, and his extravagant tastes. He had never blamed him for any of it. On the contrary: He loved him even more. God knew he was infinitely patient with him, loyal even to his most absurd flaws.
    But even his infinite patience had limits. And an ivory sculpture carved in the shape of an erect member seemed to have reached them all at once.

    Jonathan had made him a promise: the “thing” would disappear from the house.
    However, Jonathan had never intended to keep it.

    —“You lied,” Ardeth murmured, his voice hoarse. He leaned further over him, chest pressed against his back, his breath burning the nape of his neck. “It looks like someone needs a bit more… discipline. Don’t you think?”

    Jonathan let out a shaky breath, surprised and aroused by how quickly his Medjai had taken control. He wasn’t unfamiliar with their games, but this time the intensity left him breathless.

    He exhaled, surrendering and trembling:

    —“Yes, sir.”

    —“In Arabic, love. I can’t understand you.”

    —“Yes, sayyidi.”

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    06 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    When the southern half of Manhattan loses power, John discovers that Harold is afraid of the dark.

    Rinch Fest 2025 - Day Five. Prompts: hurt/comfort + blackout.

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    31 May 2026

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    Based on the prompt by anon:

    Taehyung and Jungkook are roommates, but they’re total opposites.
    Jungkook is shy, quiet, a little bit of a nerd and inexperienced. Taehyung is a social butterfly with history with many guys.
    There’s a lot of sexual tension between them and when they let it break, the roles switch.
    Tae completely gets off praise, sweet dirty talk: being told how good he is and feels, and being overall pampered and the inexperienced Jungkook pleases him.
    Top JK x bottom Tae.

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    21 May 2026

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    Zoro hadn't planned on exchanging blow jobs with a drag queen when he had come out to the bar at Nami's behest, and yet he can't pretend he’s not enjoying it. It might be one of his better decisions actually.

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    Zoro hooks up with a drag queen and the guy he hates on the soccer team starts acting weird. These two things are probably unrelated.

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    28 Apr 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    A plane brings Mike to California—and a milkshake brings him to Will.

    or, Will’s the target at Rink-o-Mania.

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    25 Mar 2026

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