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Atsumu stares at the tiny baby tree swimming in his toilet, and realizes three things all at once.
One, broccoli floats in water.
Two, broccoli is apparently a kind of flower.
Three, he’s going to die.
Atsumu's lungs get the bright idea to turn into a farmers market stall just because he's in love.
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30 Jun 2026
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... And the one time Iwaizumi woke Oikawa up instead.
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28 Jun 2026
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"Basically, what we’re doing is… we walk around and shout into the void. Like this…”
Tsukishima somehow managed to keep a straight face while Kuroo put a hand to his mouth and made a sound that was a mix between a howl and a croak and ended with a softening chant of “shit shit shit shit shit.”
“Okay,” said Tsukishima when he was done. “First of all – there is no way I’m doing this. Second of all – what exactly am I not doing?”
“It’s a mating call,” said Kuroo. “We need to attract… a bird.”
Now, this really got Tsukishima suspicious. “Is that so?”
“Yes, I youtubed bird mating calls and that’s what it sounds like.”
“Including the ‘shit shit shit’ part?”
“No, that part was added specifically for the kind of bird we’re trying to mate with.”
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- Part 3 of Stupid boys talking and maybe some smut
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26 Jun 2026
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Iwaizumi is fourteen years old, horny too often and angry all the time, and he’s just starting to notice that Tooru’s legs are really long, that his lips are kinda soft looking, and his fingers feel good pressed under his jaw.
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26 Jun 2026
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Atsumu bought himself a label maker for his and Sakusa’s 1 year wedding anniversary. The same wedding they neglected to tell their team about.
So, when Sakusa started showing up to practice with a different label stuck to him everyday, the Jackals couldn’t understand why he tolerated it.Until he showed up with a label reading ‘my stupid (un)loving husband’.
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24 Jun 2026