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Excerpt from Chapter One: The Hell Homosexuals Go To
Mike sighs. It might be one of defeat. Resignation. Or the one a sinner makes before walking into the confessional box. On the exhale, the smoke Mike lets out washes over them all like a rolling fog, and Will has half a mind to try and press it into his skin. That last breath before his inevitable ruin. “I’ve never orgasmed. With anyone. With myself. Fucking ever, alright?”
Will Byers is in Homosexual Hell, and he can't do anything about it.
The straight love of his life just confessed to never having an orgasm in his fucking life, and Will just has to sit there and take it. Sit there and act like he doesn’t wanna rise to his feet and tell Mike to get in the bedroom now so he can fix it. But Mike wouldn’t want that. Because Mike is straight, and straight boys go to Heaven just like the dogs do.
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Will would've never described himself as "opportunistic", but when Mike makes not one, but TWO groundbreaking confessions at the Party's weekly smoke sesh, he's presented with a very unique...gratifying opportunity.Series
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29 Jun 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of Byler Fics
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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Will Byers was a slut. At least that's what everyone thought.
He can thank Mike for that assumption.
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26 Jun 2026
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“See!”
“Mich—”
“So how can this keep happening?” Michelle continues, throwing her hands up. “I know what I like. I tell them what I like. Somehow, they still manage to screw it up. I—”
“Maybe they get in their heads.”
Michelle narrows her eyes at her. “You know what’s crazy?”
“No, and I genuinely don’t want to,” Willow says, but god, she doesn’t want to guess either. Which would really be worse, though? Knowing or filling in the blanks?
It seems it’ll boil down to the latter, since Michelle doesn’t speak for a while. Instead, she worries her bottom lip, studying Willow. In that one long second, Willow almost convinces herself that Michelle will drop it, and that’s probably for the better.
Except she’s not that lucky.
“Well,” Michelle says slowly, “I genuinely think I'd do a better job.”
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Willow has spent a decade learning how to put all her feelings and desires in a box. Then Michelle comes home from another terrible hookup, determined to prove she’d be better at getting girls off than any guy she’s ever slept with.
It’s hypothetical, until it isn’t.
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23 Jun 2026
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What initially begins as Mike and Will calling each other exaggeratedly cheesy pet names to mess with Max and Lucas starts spiralling into something a lot more intimate and dangerous. Will isn't really sure where they managed to lose the plot, or how far they can go before there's no turning back.
Or: Max and Lucas go through a late honeymoon phase. It's excessive. It's gross. Mike and Will (well, mostly Mike) decide to engage in exaggerated bouts of PDA to demonstrate how disgusting the couple are being. It starts to get out of control pretty quickly.
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23 Jun 2026