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Birthday Cake Blues by BrimstoneCoffee for titanic_trash
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 May 2026
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Lucifer Morningstar was the love of Alastor's life. He knew more things about the Radio Demon than anyone. Still, there were some secrets that Alastor kept from even his beloved. Like what he wanted most in the bedroom, and what he kept hidden in the back of his closet.
And when his birthday was.
Trust Lucifer to figure it out anyway.
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- Part 1 of After Dinner Treats
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05 Jun 2026
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Alastor had never shown his scars to anyone. As an Overlord of Hell, he had a reputation to uphold, and those gnarly, disfiguring scars were a sign of weakness that he couldn't afford others knowing about. But now that Lucifer had metaphorically (and physically, really) fallen into his life and had begun to make himself more than comfortable, the Radio Demon was...conflicted.
Desperately, he wanted to reveal himself in full to the little King. But...how could he be worthy of this perfect, divine being, as flawed and ugly as he was?
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03 Jun 2026
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Alastor and Vox make a simple deal with one another.
If one of them can predict five things Charlie Morningstar says within a day, then they win. If Alastor wins, Vox must promise not to air any negative publicity about the hotel, nor the princess.
If Vox wins, Alastor must do anything of Vox's request for an entire week.
A lighthearted deal between old friends. What could be the harm in it?
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Smut begins chapter two, and the first chapter can be read as a stand-alone thing, I think! I yap about the two a lot and I was inspired by The Office and generic romcoms soo yeah!
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01 Jun 2026
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After weeks of Alastor inadvertently receiving Lucifer's sex dreams on his personal signal, Lucifer and Alastor have finally figured themselves out. Sort of.
They're fucking, and with regularity at that. But Alastor wants... More. He's been expecting some kind of revelatory conversation, a declaration of feelings or something equally as sickening.
But they haven't talked about it at all, and Alastor isn't going to humiliate himself by bringing it up first. So when Lucifer proposes an agreement, wherein Alastor gets to project fantasies onto his frequency whenever he wants for a week, Alastor sees an opportunity.
If Lucifer wants to fuck him and forget about the rest, then he'll simply make himself impossible to forget. Revenge is a dish best served hot and wet, and maybe a little bloody?
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- Part 2 of Make Your Dreams Cum True
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30 May 2026
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Absentmindedly, he lifted his other hand and caressed the curls on Lucifer’s nape, letting this human-like urges he’d never felt—not even in his life—run free for the first time.
“Okay,” he let the words out without a hint of static.
“Okay?”
“Yeah, okay, I'll let you heal me.”
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or: Alastor finds himself feeling things. Surprisingly, he's not as uncomfortable as he once thought he’d be.
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27 May 2026