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  1. Summary

    This series is a collection of original works in a semi-post-apocalyptic world that has pretty much the same history as our reality until 2025. In 2032, the apocalypse happened where evil monsters invaded from across the Veil and magic returned to this world. However, the evil monsters were turned back with the help of good monsters from across the Veil and the Department of Monster Affairs was set up to deal with the new monsters and magic in society.

    While many of the posts are sexual in nature there is a lot of world-building. Please feel free to take inspiration for your own works (credit for specific lore is requested).

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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    After my boyfriend rejected my marriage proposal and called me too pushy, I sought solace at a hidden forest spring. What I found instead was a gentle tentacle creature; patient, attentive, and offering the tender renewal I never knew I needed.

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    10 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    I'm a potion-maker. My ingredient gathering days involve long walks in the forest, bending over to reach plants on the ground, and trying not to aggravate the bark spirits. So when I found what appeared to be a very comfortable cushion next to a fallen log in the deep forest, I sat down on it without nearly enough scrutiny.

    It was not a cushion. It was a slime, the rarest organism I was likely to ever encounter in my lifetime, and it had never met a human before. Neither of us quite knew what to do with that, so we improvised. I took notes for as long as I professionally could.

    The later entries are shakier than I would prefer. I have no regrets.

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    10 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Or, how Morph got their pronouns.

    In which the X-Men end up at New York Pride sort-of accidentally, Morph can certainly blend in, Cyclops would just like this parade to proceed without incident, Jubilee reminds the gang that it's never just one thing or the other, Morph drags Logan's life choices and lays out a gender and identity crisis, Logan doesn't have enough reliable memories to have any idea what junk he was born with, gender and pronoun crises continue over breakfast while everyone's trying to get cereal and/or coffee, sometimes pronouns just don't have the right vibes, Hank talks grammar and linguistic history, Scott is a good team leader and may have a binder of procedure on updating files for transitioning teammates, Morph picks out pronouns for a trial run, and Logan is probably-definitely better company than Sabretooth.

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    14 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    It must have taken all his restraint to sit across from her at camp, where no plate armor confined her hips. Had the blood leached during her bath the night prior tumbled with the waves to the shore, where he was reading by candlelight? And she’d tossed her dirtied cloths to the fire—oh, shadows consume her, she was practically torturing the man.

    Astarion’s hands were on his hips in a casual stance, but his fingertips betrayed him where they turned white under a vise-tight grip.

    A perverted sense of pride filled her, seized a beat of her heart—it was her blood winding him up so much.

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    The Dawnknights’ creed forbade, in no uncertain terms, collusion with the undead. She would’ve been exercising the Morninglord’s will if she’d staked the vampire through before he even had a chance to speak with that honeyed tongue.

    But really, what the hells else is she supposed to do with all this blood?

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    16 Mar 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    A collection of stories about finding love during the darkest moments. Currently following the Ilphelkiir siblings and their terrible choices.

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    05 Nov 2023